Reviews

Well, this sort of has become a "lunchtime" getaway for me from my work. It is really quite hit and miss during lunch time. While the lunch specials are $6.75 including a soft…

It has been a while since I've been in the Portland area. Oregon can't be beat, get beers, food, and bare beaver in the beaver state. What else could you ask for! Stars is…

Stars continues to have a good selection of dancers with all of the stages going in the evening. The prime rib can be pretty good too. Still has the $5 cover and they scan your…

It was slow Wednesday night. Still $5 for cover but free prime rib with your ticket stub. There weren't many dancers and all the stages weren't being used. I always felt that Stars was pretty…

The more clubs I visit around the US the more I still like Stars, the closest club to my own home. Although my last review of Stars wasn't so favorable (they had a rough…

Stars Cabaret blankets local radio stations catering to young male audiences with the phrase "bringing a little bit of Las Vegas to...". Unfortunately, they've brought the wrong bits- mostly just hustle and constant money grubbing, and…

Took a colleague of mine from the UK for lunch there and it was ok. There were about 7 dancers on rotation and they ranged from 6-9. I have been there before during…

The girls are very nice and some are very good looking. The staff is also friendly and generally competent. However, the music is played so loud as to be unbearable. You have to shout in…

Stopped in around 5 today. There were about 20 customers, but most were at the bar watching the TV. Only one stage open, 4 dancers. I was a little disappointed with the…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. The club is reasonably nice inside, especially compared to most of the other Portland clubs. There are three stages but only one was going while I was…

I stopped by Stars on a Wednesday afternoon. Since my last visit the only thing that I could tell was different was that the stage lighting was lower. Now you have to strain to see…

Went on a Monday evening as part of a 3 club tour (see reviews for Dolphin and Club 205, too). Stars is the "biggest budget" club of the 3 clubs visited, and it was…

The girls are hot, but the dances on stage aren't exciting, and they are not there to be friendly, just to suck all the money out of your pocket

Stars is a higher quality club than some in town. Comfortable seating, reasonable drinks and a lot of dancers. ID scanned when entering. Many 7-9 dancers and only a few 4-5’s.…

Averaged over about 4 visits over the last couple years. Consistently some of the youngest/prettiest/hottest girls of any club I've ever visited. Stage performances are often enthusiastic and generally above the strip-club-average --…

Visited on a weekday, was here a few years ago and it was hotter. Still good but better a couple years ago. Half of the ladies were enhanced, a minus to me

Stars is a place with a fairly classy vibe, they advertise themselves as being Las Vegas style entertainment. I have never been in a LV strip club, so I don't know if that is true…

I have to amend my previous review. The sheer quality of the girls goes a very long way. The girls there actually sit and talk with you. As for mileage, I was…

Stars is a beautiful club, with the hottest girls; and the waitstaff is easy on the eyes, too. Truly beautiful girls, Fun over-the-top parties, Poker nights, lately. The girls are nice &…

Stars is nothing special, but it's not that bad either. With a few exceptions, your entertainment consists of skinny blond chicks with fake breasts. If this is what you are into, you'll be sitting pretty.…

Hadn't been to Stars for a while so decided to drop in for a bit. Although I'm usually a mileage person when it comes to clubs, Portland doesn't offer much in that department anyhow,…

Nice facility, good to great quality dancers, decent drink prices, good atmosphere, clean and well kept up. Good music and not too smoky. Sounds alright so far, right? 0 mileage on private…

Stars is just outside of Portland and is worth the short trip if you're into seeing beautiful women. But going to Stars is like being a kid in a candy store with no money.…

Went back last weekend with some buds. 4 stages... all going at the same time. There was a headliner that night, on the main stage every once in a while - and she…

I was visiting Portland, Oregon from out of town, and decided to take a break from work at the Stars Cabaret. The evening started out fine, and I had spent some money on a…