Stars is a place with a...

Stars is a place with a fairly classy vibe, they advertise themselves as being Las Vegas style entertainment. I have never been in a LV strip club, so I don't know if that is true or not , but is is a nice place, with multiple stages and nice furnishings.

I stopped in on a Tuesday for lunch. They have a $5 lunch menu. I had the fish and chips, it was pretty good for the price. A fairly strong rum and coke was $4.75, but they don't give less than a dollar change back, so it was really $5. The waitress was very pretty, as nice as any of the dancers. Only one of the stages was being used. There were five girls, dancing to two songs each; a nice looking black girl, a slightly chunky blonde, and three of the hottest blondes I have ever seen. These girls were Playboy magazine material. Two of them had implants, but one appeared to have a perfect natural body.

I have seen other guys getting couch dances in the corner area and they appeared to be the standard no-contact dances you get in Oregon, so I have never agreed to a private dance here. I was happy just looking at the beautiful dancers, and I would have gladly spent the entire afternoon shoving dollar bills at these girls, but the DJ had the music turned up so high it was hurting my ears, so I had to leave. Maybe next time I will bring earplugs so I can stay longer.