Mermaid Reviews

Been about a year since this place has been reviewed. But there is a good reason to revisit and review. Thumper is back. She had retired about a year ago, but has...

Stopped by in the afternoon for a beer. The club is hardly a stripclub. The stage is around the corner from the front door and the girl (old lady) on stage was...

I've been to the Mermaid a time or two, and this time was much like all of the other ones. Not much has changed. I always liked the Mermaid because you always know what...

Like the previous reviewer, I stop into the Maid when I'm in WPB. It's kind of like visiting your favorite restaurant when you travel to a certain city. You know what you're...

Whenever I am in West Palm I like to visit the Mermaid. It has never been a very glitzy place and this visit was no different than in the past in terms of the...

I went to Flash Dance when I got to West Palm Beach. Once of the girls was talking about Mermaids. She basically said they were the ugliest girls in South Florida but...

Still the same bikini bar setup, no topless or nude dances out front. Dancer quality is questionable, with little new talent attracted it seems. Must not be many dancers responding to the signs on...

Checked out the Mermaid last week and it was about the same as usual. 2 for 1 drinks are the norm with a decent pour, beers under $5. The dancers are getting stale here...

Stopped by about a month ago. Saw Thumper there though she wasn't working said she stopped in to say hello. She said she retired from the clubs because wasn't haven't as much fun anymore....

A couple of good signs. As mentioned previously, the live music has gone away. Also, Pixie is back.(a great kisser) A must see on the SoFLa tour, since Thumper retired. ...

Went to the Mermaid for the first time in a couple of months. Looks to be about the same as always, a couple of nicer dancers but most are below average. I do believe...

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack whores who...

A membership is needed to enter. They will give you one for free but you must provide info. For me, it wasn't the trouble. Of the handful of girls, only one caught my eye....

I have been going to the maid for a long time, this trip was one of the worse I have ever had there. There were three dancers there and they were all uglier...

I went by Friday to see how things were and noticed a few new girls which was good. It's been getting stale there lately. A nice girl from Bazil really had my attention and...

Saw Blondie at the Maid on Monday night. Got a $20 lap (the other ladies cherge $10) that was okay. I think she's enhanced but that's okay as the rest of her is outstanding....

Stopped in on Saturday PM. Blondie was there. And previous poster ain't lying. She is a knockout. Maybe even a young Thumper. Tried to get to dance with her,...

Went there last Sunday afternoon. New girl called Blondie was absolutely gorgeous. Better than any dancer at the Maid in years. She was pretty busy and I didn;t have much time so I didn't...

Not the same talent as the Mons or other high end clubs. But you get attention that you wouldn't get at other clubs. You will get groped, nuzzled, kissed and treated like...

Stopped by on a recent Saturday and it seems the same faces are there. There hasn't been any new entertainers for quite a while, which is disapointing. In years past there were times when...

Went back to Mermaid this week. Had about nine girls working on a Wednesday afternoon and only a couple of customers. Rose is still the queen of skanks. Sarah, a big brunette, was friendly...

Been at this old reliable a few times in the past few weeks and it's been very slow each time. Anywhere from two to six girls working. Sometimes as few as two customers in...

Stopped by the Maid on a Saturday afternoon and it was pretty slow. Still not topless, and they have added some games in what looks to be another step closer to a mainstream bar....

The last 5 times I stopped here could not stomach the drink I bought. I use to be a big fan of this club but the Quality has reached an all time low....

Some changes took the Spermaid back to the old days. The wall is down. Only bikinis, but ultra high milage in the laps. And of course you know the backroom story....