Mermaid Reviews

Things still seem to be a little down at the club. They do not do nude or even topless any longer, even in the dancing area. I fear one of PB County's oldest strip-clubs...

I decided to check this club out after reading the past reviews. You have to be a member to get into this club, which took all of 2 minutes to...

Went there on a Monday night so I was expecting it to be slow, but it was dead. 3 girls dancing. Wait, change that- 2 were grandmothers, I think. The bar...

Went here on a Wenesday night. AFter all the hoopla I've read about this club I was a little dissapointed. I know the "main" attraction is Thumper, but unfortunatley she was not there. So...

Stopped by on Sunday (9/16) about 4PM to see what was going on. They had the Sunday buffet going on which is not bad considering it's free. I'm not a big fan of eating in...

Hit or miss club. Stage area divided from the bar.Some older girls but friendly.Thumper Debbie and Terry are the ones to see.Not a bad place to stop for a drink.Private club though that is...

Made another trip here this past weekend. The girls vary from 0s to one or two that you might consider an 8. A night girl named Nina (?) was very good as was Chantelle,...

Seems like every few months I have to wander back here and scratch the itch. Kind of like going back to your old college town and drinking at the old dive that had...

Been coming here for years, first on the Military Trail location and now on Congress. The girls, for the most part, are a bit older and a few - especially Brett in the evenings...

A fairly tame club. Mostly oldes dancers. Did find a pregnant dancer that was not all that bad looking. However, she did not seem that she was very motivated at all and...

Well, I had to stop by and see the new walled set-up. I guess it is because the town of Palm Springs was concerned that if an underage person snuck in to the front...

There seems to be a lot of confusion with the new walled setup at the Maid. Everything is still the same as always, except it's a little quieter in the bar now. Although you...

Mermaid? Try "Manatee." None under 50 lbs. overweight, some downright huge! Yeah, plump, let's just say "Fat" white trash trailer chicks, all overage and overweight. Only one I could even get it up for....

You don't go here for appearance (dancers), ambience, or art. You go here for "performance" -- of the VIP room kind. Was here on Monday night, was surprised to see Thumper who...

Best mileage in town, not the best looking dancers, and now they have a wall between the stage area and the bar. Strange kinda place but can sure be a lot of fun...

Keeping in mind that you will not draw the quality of dancers like Mons Venus, but the quality of contact excedes ANY other club. Went on a Tues night and the ATF Thumper...

Went by on a Friday. Not much going on, dancers definately improved, but the overall is about the same. Without being to mean, the girls should work the pole harder to remove...

I decided to try this place again after I hadn't been back in a couple of years. Not much has changed. In fact, it's about the same. I think you need to...

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago and it was a lot livlier than the afternoon I spent there at the tail end (hyuk) of 2005. There were a few new faces there,...

I stopped in earlyer this week. There are a few new faces and still the same good action. the prices are fair and it is a safe place. Don't let the...

I didn't expect models that I see in Ft Laud clubs and I wasn't disappointed. What I did experience has me pleasantly surprised. Nothing fancy about the club, but it was clean,...

Stopped by around shift change time (7PM) Saturday and saw a few new faces. There were certainly alot of the more "seasoned" dancers there as well, but it's always interesting to see new talent. Same...

Went by on a Monday evening. As indicated in other reviews, it's a no-frills bar with a biker feel to it. Bar is in a separate room from the dance area. One small stage...

Stopped by the Maid a couple weeks ago on a Friday eve...pretty quiet. Still 2 for 1 drinks and cold beer for $4 which is pretty reasonable. Didn't see any new dancers, but alot...

This club has a few diamonds in the rough if you come during the right time of day. Chaos is one girl who will provide a lot. Tiffany and Thumper are a...