Mermaid Reviews

Things still seem to be a little down at the club. They do not do nude or even topless any longer, even in the dancing area. I fear one of PB County's oldest strip-clubs may be on the way out.

The drinks are still inexpensive (2 for 1)and beers are $4,...

I decided to check this club out after reading the past reviews. You have to be a member to get into this club, which took all of 2 minutes to sign and get a card. There is a bar in the front room and the...

Went there on a Monday night so I was expecting it to be slow, but it was dead. 3 girls dancing. Wait, change that- 2 were grandmothers, I think. The bar is separated from the dance area, which is a stage about 2 feet off the floor...

Went here on a Wenesday night.

AFter all the hoopla I've read about this club I was a little dissapointed. I know the "main" attraction is Thumper, but unfortunatley she was not there. So I guess I had to settle for the other dancers. I'm not that picky looks wise,...

Stopped by on Sunday (9/16) about 4PM to see what was going on.

They had the Sunday buffet going on which is not bad considering it's free. I'm not a big fan of eating in dark strip=clubs, so can't comment on that.

They did have a pretty good selection of dancers though....

Made another trip here this past weekend. The girls vary from 0s to one or two that you might consider an 8. A night girl named Nina (?) was very good as was Chantelle, the owner of a nice round butt. An older dancer, artificially enhanced, named Pixie puts on...

Seems like every few months I have to wander back here and scratch the itch. Kind of like going back to your old college town and drinking at the old dive that had 50 cent drafts. There are no 10's here. Backroom is the DisneyWorld of friction....

Been coming here for years, first on the Military Trail location and now on Congress. The girls, for the most part, are a bit older and a few - especially Brett in the evenings and Rose in the day - are flat out scary, but there are some good girls,...

A fairly tame club. Mostly oldes dancers. Did find a pregnant dancer that was not all that bad looking. However, she did not seem that she was very motivated at all and probably just wanted to sit down rather then do any dances. A very strange Club...

Well, I had to stop by and see the new walled set-up. I guess it is because the town of Palm Springs was concerned that if an underage person snuck in to the front of the place trying to get in, they might see nudity. At least that is what...

There seems to be a lot of confusion with the new walled setup at the Maid. Everything is still the same as always, except it's a little quieter in the bar now. Although you need a card (free) for entrance to the club, entrance to the dance area is not...

Mermaid? Try "Manatee." None under 50 lbs. overweight, some downright huge! Yeah, plump, let's just say "Fat" white trash trailer chicks, all overage and overweight. Only one I could even get it up for. That said, there's everything to be had. Weird setup, with a dance stage you view on...

You don't go here for appearance (dancers), ambience, or art. You go here for "performance" -- of the VIP room kind. Was here on Monday night, was surprised to see Thumper who by all reports usually dances later in the week only. Could tell it was the...

Best mileage in town, not the best looking dancers, and now they have a wall between the stage area and the bar. Strange kinda place but can sure be a lot of fun if you get the right gal....

Keeping in mind that you will not draw the quality of dancers like Mons Venus, but the quality of contact excedes ANY other club. Went on a Tues night and the ATF Thumper was not there. After doing a set, Rachel come over and sat down, fondling and...

Went by on a Friday. Not much going on, dancers definately improved, but the overall is about the same. Without being to mean, the girls should work the pole harder to remove some of thier extra baggage. One cutie offered the privates, and did. One Benjamin later,...

I decided to try this place again after I hadn't been back in a couple of years. Not much has changed. In fact, it's about the same. I think you need to be sufficiently drunk to enjoy this place because the scenery is not that nice. However,...

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago and it was a lot livlier than the afternoon I spent there at the tail end (hyuk) of 2005. There were a few new faces there, and some of them were easy on the eyes, even. To corroborate on what the post...

I stopped in earlyer this week. There are a few new faces and still the same good action. the prices are fair and it is a safe place. Don't let the biker thing scare you unless you are looking for a problem there will not be one....

I didn't expect models that I see in Ft Laud clubs and I wasn't disappointed. What I did experience has me pleasantly surprised. Nothing fancy about the club, but it was clean, not smoky and beer was only $4. The guy who enforced the membership couldn't have...

Stopped by around shift change time (7PM) Saturday and saw a few new faces. There were certainly alot of the more "seasoned" dancers there as well, but it's always interesting to see new talent.

Same setup on the bar with 2 for 1s on drinks and beers for $4. The girls...

Went by on a Monday evening. As indicated in other reviews, it's a no-frills bar with a biker feel to it. Bar is in a separate room from the dance area. One small stage with a series of tables. The wall is lined with high bar stool chairs which is...

Stopped by the Maid a couple weeks ago on a Friday eve...pretty quiet. Still 2 for 1 drinks and cold beer for $4 which is pretty reasonable.

Didn't see any new dancers, but alot of girls seem to show up after 9PM instead of being there by the 7PM shift...

This club has a few diamonds in the rough if you come during the right time of day. Chaos is one girl who will provide a lot. Tiffany and Thumper are a bit older but still satisfy in the back. Best time to come is before shift change...