Visions Reviews

Visions is closed. Loved the tiny woman with the big furry boots. I'll miss you Visions, met some nice ladies there. For Sale sign outside. Newspaper article about group wanting to open grocery store there shows inside gutted.

Now, the duo is the closest they’ve...

[This review is from before COVID shutdown. Not open now.]
The building is at 3554 E. Washington, on the north side of the street across from AutoZone. The white building has a good-sized parking lot in front of it.
I arrived at the 6:00 opening. Admission is free from 6-8, and $8...

Returned to Madison and my usual circuit of Visions & Club Bristol. It had been about 5-6 months since the last trip out. Wow, have things changed. Hate to say, not necessarily for the best - and I've been stopping by here every 4-6 months over the...

This place is dieing. Went in at MNF halftime, paid $8 cover, no women. A year ago, there were always around 6 dancers during the games, most coming around asking about dances. This time, at least an hour later, the first dancer showed. I did some...

Visited this club on a business trip so it was a weeknight, not a lot of activity, and the vibe was very low key. Club has some seating around the main stage to one side as you walk in and some more around a bar to your other side. A...

Visited on a Monday around 7pm. The bar itself is no frills and has cold beer and a tv. I like the environment. The stage is cool with ample seating. There were 4 girls this night. 2 were cute brunnettes, 1 was a less cute brunnette, and 1 was blonde...

So, it had been a while since I was in Madison and, by association, my usual "circuit" of visiting Club Bristol (in Sun Prairie) and Visions. I visited Visions on a Wednesday night at about 11:30PM, and then again on a Thursday at about 8PM.

The Wednesday visit was pretty...

This was the first time I tried stopping in since the shooting that year. I have driven by several times and the parking lot has been barely full, this time it was and I had to circle the block a few times till a spot opened. For the newbies do...

Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant or auto parts store across the street - otherwise you *will* be towed!!

That aside, the inside...

We had stopped by Club Bristol (which only had three girls, 2 of whom should not be dancing) before Visions so that may have been why Visions seemed quite good. $8 cover to enter. Ordered Miller Lite and Spotted Cow - $9 before tip.

There were about 8-10 girls dancing....

Visions Strip Club may look like a dirty run down place for creepy men, and sexy skanky women with little to no morals... but that’s because it kind of is.
From the moment you walk into visions Your greeted by two doormen, sketchy looking enough to know they can handle...

Girls were hot but were also kind of cold, didn't seem to be too interested... Albeit was a Tuesday and the place was dead afterall. Tall blonde was super attractive, not sure her name.. maybe max or something. Nice tattoos and a great dancer, she was also the most personable...

Because I'm spending too much money on what is at best a decent dance. I mean - this last time I went in, I did enjoy the private dance quite a bit. But, an hour is a prepaid $400 plus I tipped $140 on top of that, the $8 cover...

I will preface this to say that I only spent about 30 minutes at Visions. As many have said the parking lot is tiny, but I was able to get a spot. As you walk in you have to pay the $8 cover immediately to your right (you might notice...

I think this was my fourth visit to Visions. The cover was $8 which isn't terrible. I do miss my hometown club and it's $10 a year membership fee. And, a single whiskey and coke runs $6 which is not terrific. A Bud Light can be cheaper, I think $4...

My ex-girlfriend worked at Visions for a few months, so I can tell you this place is on the up-and-up. Silk is a little more picky with their girls but they're that much more stuck-up. Visions knows what it is, so there's no delusion. Silk is a "Gentleman's Club" and...

Cover at Visions in Madison was reasonable at around $10. The location is the most convenient to downtown (5 min), compared to other clubs in the area. This makes up for the fact that the club looks a little shabby inside, and outside the parking is pretty limited. I usually...

Came late on a Wednesday night. Wanted to pop in on my way home from work to see how it was.

Not many dancers around but probably a slow night. Drinks were average priced. I didn't stay around too long, the place just seemed kinda run down and shady.

I would...

I just had the best ever lap dance with a petite, perfectly proportioned breasts, the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, with curves, soft hair and a beautiful face. She was classy as she was talented and gave me something to dream about for a long time. ...

Visions is a decent little booty club to go for some harmless adult entertainment. Upon walking through the doors you may be alittle turned off by the dimly lit corners that inhabit the club, it takes a few minutes for your eyes to adjust they probably keep it like this...

I liked it. Small, older club, girl-next-door dancers, cheap drinks, friendly bartender.

My first visit, went on a Monday night for some NFL and some nudity, aka happiness.
There were 4 dancers: 1 spinner, 1 tall and thinish, 1 pudgy, 1 fat, 3 white, 1 AA, all looked natural....

This place is pretty hit or miss as far as talent is concerned. Lots of different sizes, shapes, colors, of girls. The dancers lean toward having tattoos and piercings, and unnatural colors of hair.

The place is very "come as you are" and for 8 bucks at the door, it's...

This was my first stop at Visions since summer...and I probably won't be going back anytime soon. The dancer quality was just ok with my last stop but seems to have gotten much worse since then. There were five girls working. Two bigger white girls, a lanky...

I was in Madison on a Friday night and decided to check out the local strip club. It was an experience, to say the least. The positive was that they had craft beer on draft for $3, a bargain. As for the dancers, there were perhaps 6-8 total, and of...

I went here for the first time since I did my last decks here 3 years ago. I should have e just read my last review and not stopped back.

I came on a Saturday night, the parking lot was full, though it is a small parking lot so most parking...