Club 516

This place is weird. The entrance of off some nondescript road with poor signage. If it wasn’t for the blue lights I would have missed it. The door looks…

Coming back from seeing Dune 2 on Thursday night I decided to check this place out. I’d only been there once before back in 90s so I wasn’t sure what to…

Have not been to this place in a while, so I figured I would stop by and see what changed, since the sign outside said 'new girls'. Maybe a Wednesday afternoon at…

The club description: the parking lot is rough, potholes, and more than a little broken glass. Enter through the side door, interior is typically dark. It looks like they may have made…

Stopped in on Friday around 2:00 PM. The outside is drab and nondescript. Saw some other reviews that discuss how the place has been renovated. Having never been there before, I'd never…

Based upon a recent review by IPleadTheFifth I decided to give this place, previously referred to as “where old strippers go to die” another chance. I shouldn’t have. Yes, they have redone the inside…

So I talk to a dancer I know via IG, and she tells me she’s going to a new club…Club 516…to try the place out. I hadn’t been there since before the…

This review is going to cover two visits. The place is overall unimpressive from the outside and it is difficult to identify as a strip club. there is a sign but…

Kids and wife away for a couple of hours. Would have liked to venture north to Clancys but time did not permit it. The place is a dive bar. They have done…

The bar is located on 516, a not so busy highway. Parking is ample but disorganized. Walk in to the spot around 11pm on a Friday night. Large rectangular bar with high…

Local spot for me. It's really hit or miss and lately it's been miss, but I'll get the reason. This is a old dive bar. Big parking lot on both sides. Always…

Old Bridge, NJ. Safe, suburban area. Thursday night. around 10. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just sit at the bar. I ordered a drink $6 for…

This place is right on my way home from work. I always want it to be good but it never is. Place is right on a busy county road with…

Rolled into 516 to see what's going on. This is a old dive bar. I mean old. Ripped up barstools missing tiles on the floor. The fake wood panel walls. Straight out…

I am going to try to review this again because apparently my previous attempt was rejected for too few club details. So here goes, Club 516 is a stand alone structure…

Someone once described this club as “where old strippers go to die.” They were being kind. I was there on a recent Saturday afternoon. My first hint should have been the few cars…

How do you write a review when there's nothing to review. To satisfy all the critics about the layout: This is a stand alone building on a suburban road. There's a large…

On my way home Thurday night and figured I'd give it another try. This place is close to home and I'm always hopeful it will be good. Some day I'll learn... About…

Stopped by this Dive late. Only 2 girls. Fat nothing to look at but fun. Girls sat at the bar and didn’t even dance. One came over and had 2 beers…

I stopped in just because I was bored and it was the only game around. Too many places from the past are gone. Been here a few times, usually slow, one beer…

So here we are in mid Covid so as expected this place sucked. Never was good but I have been here twice in the last 2 weeks and the place is dead.…

Stopped by 516 on my way home from work on a rainy Tuesday around 6 pm. I’d been to the club before and was not a big fan. Read some decent reviews…

Been a couple of times. Just moved into the area recently and trying to find a new spot. Couple in the area but those places seem to be high paced dollar trains.…

This has turned into my spot for some nice afternoon milf/cougar action. Walked in and the usual faces were there with the sexy milf next door bartender working the bar. A mix…

A very "Neighborhood" kinda bar. A dump. My kinda place. I've become a bit of a regular here. They are now open on Sundays at 4 and that's my big day out of…

I was in the area and looking for a place to hang out for abut a 1/2 hour. Since it was a Monday afternoon I had low expectations of this place.…

Haven’t been to the place in a while. Pulled up and the sign was half hanging. Knew from that point not much had changed. Went in got a beer and…

So I've reviewed this place before and to be honest it's not the best club. The owner fired his son and put a new manager in place, and it cleaned up a…

Stopped in around 6. There were only 3 girls working. One was chubby and older. Looked to be in her forties, one was very young maybe 22 and attractive’( new as I…

I've been coming here for a while and it seems to be getting worse. The night I visited had only 1 dancer at 9 PM and she was not on stage for…

Arrived around midnight on a Monday. Entrance was blocked be a dancer and 2 bikers smoking on the steps. They moved to let me in, but took their time.…

I hit this place from time to time. Good if you want to shoot some pool and drink a few beers late at night. In terms of crowd totally unpredictable.…

This is my first review guys. I have gone to this place about 30 times now in the past 3 months but been there enough before that to give an accurate review..…

I don't usually frequent strip clubs (isn't that what everyone says?), but I was dragged here by a former colleague after a night of drinking. I went on a random Tuesday night, so…

Don't know why I decided to try this place again. About 5 customers in the bar. A dancer on stage was a bit overweight but not bad looking. She…

Stopped in late afternoon on a Monday. 5 customers in the bar. 3 dancers on shift, then another came in while I was there. Bartender was pleasant and wearing…

Relatively speaking, means disregard the men's room. It's not filthy but you have to go after someone with small hands in the stall, sound funny?? Here's why, they have a…

I've reviewed this club before, but a lot has changed. The owner used to let his son run the place and the son did a miss poor job of it. Now that…

Stay away if your looking for a good strip club. 516 is not a bad place to go if you want to relax and have a beer but if your looking for…

This place is definitely a locals bar with dancers. Don't get me wrong. The girls aren't the best looking but the best company. Very friendly but not "friendly". No dollar parade. Only…

Decided to stop by this club after noticing it a few months ago. The club is located on a semi busy street in the city. The first thing you notice…

Cam in a little after 6 on Friday night. 3 customers sitting at the bar and 3 guys playing pool. Dancer on stage was an overweight and very loud AA.…

This is the second tie in two weeks I stopped in here. I've not been here in ages. Last time, years back it was not worth the trip. Has it changed? A…

Stopped by ona Friday afternoon. I was the sixth customer. The number remained steady for the hour and half I was there. There was an AA dancer on stage.…

Stopped in again on a Tuesday afternoon. 3 dancers working. The same 3 from my last visit I think. Brazilian brunette from the last time remembers me and comes over.…

Tuesday afternoon and I was actually headed to one of the bars in south Jersey near Philly. Traffic was heavy so I ended up her. At first I was sorry…

I'm not sure why I stopped..... But I decided to check it out. I've been on the same road as this club hundreds of times and curiosity got the best of me.…

I wasn't planning on stopping by but I was in the area with an hour to kill so I figured why not. I must have passed the place 100 times as I…

Early Friday afternoon and I found myself in Old Bridge with time on my hands, so I figured I'd stop in and grab a beer. There were almost no cars in…

Stopped in since I was in the area. My last visit here (see my review) was great, so I was hoping this trip would be good. 5 dancers working.…

I have visited this club several times. The quality of the girls varies. It is bikini, but many girls flash at the bar. Drink prices are average, with daily…

Stopped in here for the first time in over 10 years. This place has become more of a dive. But it is a very non-problem place as usual. Bottles are $4.50, dancers…

Hadn't been here in a while. Place was pretty busy when I go there, which was surprising. 5 dancers working. 1 was ugly and fat. 1 was cute…

Same old same old. That is the best and only way I can describe this place. I have not been there in a while and it is exactly the same: a dirty…

This place has never been one of my favorites, but it is convenient for me. The day I was here there were 3 older dancers who work there regularly. All…

This place has never been one of my favorites, but it is convenient for me. The day I was here there were 3 older dancers who work there regularly. All…

I've been to this place before, and I stand by my previous assertions. The parking lot is open and pretty safe. Walk in and it's a standard rectangular bar with stools, and…

Did you ever go to a club and just know you were never going to set foot in the place again?<br> <br> I had business in the area and was literally driving past it…

Man, this place is the definition of hit or kiss. The parking lot is huge, and is actually pretty safe. No cover to enter. The bar is pretty big, with ample seating.…

Well I used to love this place back in the day...I mean I'd go at least twice a week. In the last few years they've really fallen down the crapper. I went…

Only 2 dancer and same 2 when I go. skittles,she's got talent & worth seeing.The other dollar hungry junkie with the tats on her hands who can't dance needs to just go.…

This place is a dive, no question. It is dirty and dingy, but on the plus side it is cheap! Full bar, cheap drinks, good rock music, no cover charge. This…

Better than it used to be but a shame the hottest dancer there offered to blow me for coke. I don't do drugs and heard about her before. She was very nice…

Typical gogo bar .. weekday radio / jukebox with just about anything you can think of. cheap drinks. lisa is a very pretty, fun and on top of her game bartender! Friendly…

Stopped by to check this place out since I live near by. Girls were all 30 and 40 some things. They were all very friendly. Not the hottest but 2 were cute.…

This place reminds me a little of Black Bettys in Sayreville (South Amboy)...kind of a shithole with a disgusting bathroom that smells worse than a piss-drunk wino. If you're looking for…

Standard NJ no-cover no-drink minimum for bikini bars. It had been a LONG time since I had gone to Club 516 because I was tired of Sassy and the other strung-out,…

Been coming here for a long time. Business got slow because of all the older dancers. It's been picking up a lot though. Day time shift is all dancers over 40. I…

Stopped in on a Monday about 6:30 so was getting the shift change. There were 3 day shift dancers working. All over 40 and all slightly to exceedingly overweight.…

Usually the parking lot is empty. The day I stopped in it was packed. The bar wasn't. Must be used as a carpool lot. 3 dancers working. 2 were older. One…

hmmm, this place use to be great... been there many weekend nites, the girls are sparse somex's, the quailty is somewat to be desired, the music is good then ALL of a…

516 is one of my favorite places. Everyone here looking at it is rating it as if it were a nude club in a big city...it isn't. It's a bikini bar in…

What a Hell Hole!!! I could do a better job in my basement! Old rundown bar with little updating. They must rely on a few regulars to keep this place open. Manager…

Went to Club 516 on a Friday night. There was a birthday party going on for the manager and one of the dancers so every one was partying hardy. As…

THis place was great 10 years ago, although the bartender I had was great and personable. There were 3 dancers, but only 2 performing, 1 was nasty, and old.…

Went to Club 516 for the first time Saturday night. Arrived a little after 11 pm. The place is old. The barstools are worn and some are not safe…

Stopped in Tuesday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. 3 dancers working and aboout 5 customers. When I left about 4:30, 2 more dancers had just arrived. All of the…

They have recently gotten some new dancers. The quality hasn't improved much but at least it isn't the same dancers that have been there for several years. The ladies tried to entertain…

I was in the area, so I stopped by again, I should have paid attention to my last review of this place. 2 customers and 2 dancers. I got to…

Stopped in on the way home from work, late afternoon. My expectations were very low and I was disappointed. One dancer was sitting outside smoking with a customer. She…

Biker Bar. Not very crowded, not much to look at either. I think all the girls are dating the guys who seem to live in the bar as they spend…

The word retro comes to mind visiting this club. Lots of mirrors, two pool tables, and plenty of girls BS'ing with the patrons. Got there after mid-night and none of the dancers…

Basic GoGo says it all. No flashy decor. A little bit of a biker-bar and a neighborhood joint. Small, friendly, not dressy. Good-looking women who are experienced dancers and speak English -…