Much to be Desired

This review is going to cover two visits. The place is overall unimpressive from the outside and it is difficult to identify as a strip club. there is a sign but the place kind of looks like an abandoned warehouse. The door is on the side, the parking lot is disgusting; it seems everyone smokes outside and just throws the buts in front of the entrance so as you walk up you will notice hundreds if not thousands of cigarette buts all over the parking lot. I ask myself can they not afford some ashtrays? But we haven't made it in the building yet. Once inside there is a rectangular bar with a stage in the center. I ordered a beer and it was $6. During my two visits each time there were 3 women working for a total of six women. Each day two out of the three I would rate as a 2 or a 3 on a scale from 1-10.

These ladies are old and they are not attractive, however each day there was one better looking girl. Not hot by any means, just not quite so hideous. These I would rate a 6 out of 10. The first was a white girl who actually knows how to pole dance the other an afro Brazilian girl named Maria who specializes in extras. Needless to say I took the Brazilian for a dance. The dance area is in the rear next to two pool tables and it is just a busted couch behind a dark curtain, but it works. Once behind the curtain she did her best Hugh Jackman impression and told me next time I came back she would do a Billie Joel. Total damage was .8 Overall the place is a good value. But the quality of the girls and the place itself leaves much to be desired.