Not a total wash but its 516 what do you expect?
Rolled into 516 to see what's going on. This is a old dive bar. I mean old. Ripped up barstools missing tiles on the floor. The fake wood panel walls. Straight out of the 70s. You walk in and after your eyes adjust you have a long rectangular bar in front of you. TV not on in each corner of the bar. 1 pole and another support column are the poles on the stage in the middle of the large rectangle bar. On the other side opposite the door you come in are 2 pretty weathered pool tables and some tables. Bathrooms are actually the only updated thing in this place. Still wouldnt drop a deuce in there. On the other side of then pool tables is the lap dance area. I didnt make in in there but its $20 and the dancer will let you know when the next dance will happen. I've gotten hearty handshakes in there and also air dances YMMV. Now on this trip their was a frumpy mexican girl and nice body brazillian but had a horse face. Both very friendly but had obvious regulars they were tending to. So after the Mexican is done with her customer she comes and sits next to me. She older late 40s I'm guess I'm bad at that. The brazilian is probably in her 30s. The mexican likes to drink so we chatted and I bought her a couple of drinks.The mexican really has no body to speak of, shes cute but very sloppy. So I start to make my exit and she suggest we relive some stress in the back. I said cool let me hit the ATM. She goes to the bathroom. On her way over a regular stops her and is chatting her up. She give me the 1 sec sign and I take that as a sign to gtfo of there. And I did. It's a slow dive bar that the owners must be using as a write off. No money is being made here. On the flip side if you find a motivated girl there is fun to be had in VIP.Good luck
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