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Secrets Gentlemen's Club
100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*
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SanAntonio_LDK
San Antonio, Texas
published 7 yrs ago
Secret is...they have no dancers
So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking lot and from the outside I thought twice about even going in. The club sign…
alphaki
Traveller
published 7 yrs ago
Had A Nice Chat
Monday afternoon around 3pm, nothing to do. I thought I had been here before but once I walked inside I realized I was wrong. Very dark and cozy and the music wasn't too loud. Older…
wallanon
vip member
published 8 yrs ago
A Place where Nasty is the Upside. Don't Ask about the Downside.
This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale brown vomit disgusting. Maybe it was diarrhea. Wasn’t going to inspect it to figure out…
Cy
vip member
New Jersey
published 8 yrs ago
On the Rocks
I've been to this club a couple of times before about a year or so ago. The club seems to be on tough times. I arrived about 1pm, to notice tape on one…
ReydeOro
Florida
published 8 yrs ago
Secrets
So I've gone here a couple of times and I was looking for this gorgeous bib tittied blonde that used to always dance for me and always leaves me wanting more but haven't seen her…
JDirty80
published 9 yrs ago
Early bird gets a bedroom
I'll be to the point - club is a little bit in the ghetto; dancers are Latina and a 7 if you are lucky but extras are to be had! The club is a few…
fgarvin
Minnesota
published 9 yrs ago
Just A Little Bit Scary
I was stuck at an airport hotel and there were floods in the market so I didn't even bother getting a rental car.Of course got bored, looked through TUSCL and got a cab. Because of…
crashneddie
published 9 yrs ago
Definitely hit or miss
With this type of club, you really need to be visiting an entertainer rather than the club itself. Located in south SA, but resonably designed interior. Multiple stages that have constant rotation on…
alphaki
Traveller
published 10 yrs ago
I may try again
This club is the closest I could find to my failed trip to Rainbow, and I should have known it was no good when I only saw 3 cars parked out front. But I know…
boooozygrogy
published 10 yrs ago
This was my first time at...
This was my first time at Secrets and i had gone in the afternoon after work. I had actually gone there to see a Latina dancer named 'Smiley'. I got in there and before i…
rb93720
Texas
published 11 yrs ago
I stopped by around lunch time....
I stopped by around lunch time. The inside was pretty nice. There were approximately 7 dancers (all latina; 4 young ones sitting jaw jacking with customers and 3 getting their hustle on). Of course…
tuscl
A catch-all account
published 11 yrs ago
25 freaking dollars to get in,...
25 freaking dollars to get in, you can't even see inside unless you pay, this was the first and last time i went. i paid entered the place was empty there was 1 other customer…
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