Secrets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking lot and from the outside I thought twice about even going in. The club sign seemed broke, there was a pile of old furniture in left out in the parking...

Monday afternoon around 3pm, nothing to do. I thought I had been here before but once I walked inside I realized I was wrong. Very dark and cozy and the music wasn't too loud. Older short dancer attempted to pounce on me before I took 3 steps inside. She had...

This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale brown vomit disgusting. Maybe it was diarrhea. Wasn’t going to inspect it to figure out which it was. In fact this was a rare occasion where I decided not to...

I've been to this club a couple of times before about a year or so ago. The club seems to be on tough times. I arrived about 1pm, to notice tape on one door and a couple of mirrors inside. The place seemed wrecked. There was...

So I've gone here a couple of times and I was looking for this gorgeous bib tittied blonde that used to always dance for me and always leaves me wanting more but haven't seen her around in a bit but was hoping she would be there. The Strip club itself...

I'll be to the point - club is a little bit in the ghetto; dancers are Latina and a 7 if you are lucky but extras are to be had!
The club is a few miles away from any major highways with a private fence surrounding the parking lot (I...

I was stuck at an airport hotel and there were floods in the market so I didn't even bother getting a rental car.Of course got bored, looked through TUSCL and got a cab. Because of the floods, it was exceptionally hard to get to the club but he finally found...

With this type of club, you really need to be visiting an entertainer rather than the club itself. Located in south SA, but resonably designed interior. Multiple stages that have constant rotation on busy nights with enough entertainers. Highly recommend you bring your own refreshments as it...

This club is the closest I could find to my failed trip to Rainbow, and I should have known it was no good when I only saw 3 cars parked out front. But I know I have seen girls get dropped off before so that was my way of thinking....

This was my first time at Secrets and i had gone in the afternoon after work. I had actually gone there to see a Latina dancer named 'Smiley'. I got in there and before i even pay my $20 to get in, i was immediately approached by a not-so-hot annoying...

I stopped by around lunch time. The inside was pretty nice. There were approximately 7 dancers (all latina; 4 young ones sitting jaw jacking with customers and 3 getting their hustle on). Of course one comes up and tries the hey honey I've been waiting to dance for you...

25 freaking dollars to get in, you can't even see inside unless you pay, this was the first and last time i went. i paid entered the place was empty there was 1 other customer there talking to a girl he brought with him. the only girl i saw there...

I'm not gonna sit here and bore you with all the boring details of my night like so many do. Bottom line is this it was an awful experience for me. The prime reasons where the place was a shit-hole, all the ugly middle-aged dancers/hookers and the place is priced...

Wow. This place is awful. $20 just to walk in the door. Before I had even found a seat, which was easy since there were no other customers there, I'd had a chunky 40 something year old offer me extras. After that a 30 something, skinny gal who was...

Went to this place on accident but once I drove in I said screw it. Looks like a motel but inside its nice they have an upstairs I don't know if it's for customers or not. I saw this big titty blonde. My jaw just dropped. Took her a little...