Secret is...they have no dancers

So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking lot and from the outside I thought twice about even going in. The club sign seemed broke, there was a pile of old furniture in left out in the parking lot, and the front door was tied shut from the outside.

Despite every sign to walk away, I said screw it, I'm already here. Walked inside and hostess said that there were currently no dancers and she wasn't sure when any dancers were going to come in (I appreciate her being upfront and not just robbing the cover, but seriously what strip club has no dancers and has no clue when they're coming in). While I was there, I figured I get some more current info for TUSCL. Cover is $10 and club is strictly BYOB.