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Secrets Gentlemen's Club

Hours

mon - sun: 11:00 am - 2:00 am

Details

Lap Dance Cost: 10
Avg. Drink Cost: 2
Cover Day: 0
Cover Night: 2

BYOB, Juice Bar, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Bed Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room

Secrets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Secret is...they have no dancers
reviewed by
SanAntonio_LDK

1.0

So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking lot and from the outside I thought twice about even going in. The club sign…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Had A Nice Chat
reviewed by
alphaki

5.0

Monday afternoon around 3pm, nothing to do. I thought I had been here before but once I walked inside I realized I was wrong. Very dark and cozy and the music wasn't too loud. Older…

review
published 7 yrs ago
A Place where Nasty is the Upside. Don't Ask about the Downside.
reviewed by
wallanon

6.3

This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale brown vomit disgusting. Maybe it was diarrhea. Wasn’t going to inspect it to figure out…

review
published 8 yrs ago
On the Rocks
reviewed by
Cy

4.0

I've been to this club a couple of times before about a year or so ago. The club seems to be on tough times. I arrived about 1pm, to notice tape on one…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Secrets
reviewed by
ReydeOro

7.7

So I've gone here a couple of times and I was looking for this gorgeous bib tittied blonde that used to always dance for me and always leaves me wanting more but haven't seen her…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Early bird gets a bedroom
reviewed by
JDirty80

7.0

I'll be to the point - club is a little bit in the ghetto; dancers are Latina and a 7 if you are lucky but extras are to be had!
The club is a few…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club Discussions

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Now-defunct San Antonio strip club suffers heavy damage from weekend fire
posted by
nicespice

mysanantonio.com

Was formerly a strip club, then shut down and occasionally homeless people would occupy the building, and then recently caught on fire. Nothing much about it, but this is posted for posterity. Didn’t realize this…