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6.40/10
15 reviews

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Secrets Gentlemen's Club

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100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*

Mon - Sun: 11:00 am - 2:00 am

Lap Dance Cost: 10 Avg. Drink Cost: 2 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 2

BYOB, Juice Bar, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Bed Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room

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Secret is...they have no dancers
So based off the previous reviews, I knew this one would be rough. There were 3 cars in the parking lot and from the outside I thought twice about even going in. The club sign…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(SanAntonio_LDK)
Aug 14, 2018, 5:43 PM
Had A Nice Chat
Monday afternoon around 3pm, nothing to do. I thought I had been here before but once I walked inside I realized I was wrong. Very dark and cozy and the music wasn't too loud. Older…
Mar 21, 2018, 7:33 PM
A Place where Nasty is the Upside. Don't Ask about the Downside.
This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale brown vomit disgusting. Maybe it was diarrhea. Wasn’t going to inspect it to figure out…
Nov 26, 2017, 7:29 PM
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Now-defunct San Antonio strip club suffers heavy damage from weekend fire
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/overnight-fire-Secrets-gentlemens-club-16932290.php?IPID=MySA-HP-CP-Spotlight Was formerly a strip club, then shut down and occasionally homeless people would occupy the building, and then recently caught on fire. Nothing much about it, but this is posted for posterity. Didn’t realize this place had even shut down…
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