Secrets Gentlemen's Club
Closed
100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*

Just A Little Bit Scary

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fgarvin
Feb 29, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I was stuck at an airport hotel and there were floods in the market so I didn't even bother getting a rental car.Of course got bored, looked through TUSCL and got a cab. Because of the floods, it was exceptionally hard to get to the club but he finally found an open road and dropped me off. I've been to a lot of seriously skeezy clubs and this was in the top 3. As a casually dressed young white man, I definitely stood out. Of course the two roughest looking of the women bee-lined over to me and put on the hard sell. I told them I was going to sit down and get comfortable first. There was one really cute, not overweight black dancer dancing by herself on a mini stage so I went over and started feeding her ones. There was a brightly lit hall of VIP booths and I pointed over there. She went and asked around and apparently they were closed. ?. So I got a VIP band for $20 from a girl at a table who was getting her nails done, and we went into this really dark back room that someone had hurriedly built partitions in. I felt like I was in 8th grade making out in some girls basement. She started grinding, we struck a deal, got a pretty spectacular BBBJ for an extra $100 and fled.

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