Secrets Gentlemen's Club
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100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*

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alphaki
Aug 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Monday Evening

This club is the closest I could find to my failed trip to Rainbow, and I should have known it was no good when I only saw 3 cars parked out front. But I know I have seen girls get dropped off before so that was my way of thinking. I go inside and at the entrance where you pay there are a guy and a "girl" sitting down eating outside the main part of the club so I walk towards them and he doesn't even say hi, but tells me that it is $10 to get in and there is only 1 "girl" and 2 other customers inside. Now in my head I see this "girl" and she is not inside, which is odd, and so I ask if it will get busier or if other girls will show up and they both shrug. The thing pretending to be a stripper says I should just go in "it will be worth it" licks her lips and makes a kiss face, I want to laugh and vomit simultaneously, instead I just say maybe another time and I leave for the next place. 2 failures in about 15 minutes, not my day so far

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