Sinsaysionals Reviews

I had to come back to do a side-by-side comparison with Irving's, since they seem to be very similar, but different places. I've had better experiences here (see my detailed review below) and expected more on a Saturday night in terms of both quantity and quality of girls. Usually there's...

I heard about the 2007 shooting in a Washington Post article outside the club so seeing the police car right in front of the club definitely made it feel very safe. Not for the ambiance strictly for the lapdances and cheap feels. Whenever you have the urge to get a...

This club never is short on dancers, i use to go on Fridays, sometimes on Saturdays and on occassion weekdays. Friday's are the best because you have the most girls. If you go during the week, you won't have as many customers but quite a few girls. ...

Second time visiting and much much better than my first visit.There were about 12 girls when i went there ranging from 6-8's with the 8's waiting in the VIP section. Again, the only positive thing about this club is the lap dances @$5.00. We went in for only $5.00 before...

The review by Dr Bitches is the most on point review of this place. I can't comment on the weekends, since I've never attended but driving past I know it at is most crowded Fri and Sat nites. Good in the since that you can see more girls, but...

First things first. This is a lapdance factory with black women, not a "strip club" in the classic sense. No alcohol is served, but you can bring your own in a juice bottle. Unlike some other PG county spots, the staff doesn't seem to sell liquor on the low. I've...

I went for the first time on 1/8 and it was booty everywhere in this joint. Compared to Irving's, i think overall its a better deal since the lappies are only $5. To me the girls are just as phat and dance just as freaky. Well...maybe the...

This place is a unique experience. First, the ambiance -- you go somewhere else if you want ambiance. I'm not easily intimidated, but a night in a freezing garage surrounded by a bunch of huge guys with tats and bulky coats is enough to make me a bit antsy. Fortunately,...

I spent almost four hours in Sinsaysionals last night, ending with what was no doubt the best lap dance I've ever had.

I arrived just after the club opened. Four women were on the floor and one on the stage; there were fewer customers than dancers. And it was...

Went there this past wednesday after exams to release a lil pent-up tension and was somewhat disappointed. Cover charge was $5 cos i went in at 9:00pm. Only a couple of girls initially but more came in as the night wore on. Girls were anywhere from a 5-7 and the...

After reading the previous review from DEE30, I was very reluctant to visit this club. However, I am glad that I did! It was my first visit to the club and I had a great time!!! I got there about 11pm on a Tuesday night. I was surprised to see...

Every year I comeback into town on Leave from the military, this place gets WORSE! THIS PLACE IS NO WAY IN FORM OF A SINSAYTION! I had a really bad night, I walked in there with $700 on me and I only ended up spending $80 because the customer service...

Best lapdance deal ever. $5 for a lapdance on the floor. $10 in VIP (after a $10 entry fee, and $10 more if you take a dancer with you into VIP), which is basically a couch instead of a chair, but the better lookers hang out in VIP and only...

This time I focused on the VIP section. Paid my $10, got a wrist band and headed for the couches. Mileage about the same as on the main floor, and I've actually gotten more hot action hot action on the main stage than anywhere else in the club....

This was my first visit to this place (And its like 15min away from home !! ) The place is not your usual strip club ! Why do I say this? Well for one I didn't even see a sign ! The place is not quite well light. The club...

This is one of the best bargains in the country. $5 dollar lap dances and $10 lap dances in the VIP area. The lap dances are moderate to high mileage. While there are no 8-10s roaming the club, there are plenty 6s and 7s roaming the club...

My third visit to Sinsaysionals was just as good as my first two.

I arrived early -- a bit after 9pm -- in order to pay $5 cover instead of $20, which they charge after 10pm. $15 equals three hands-on lap dances! And I arrived early to...

If you like black girls with booty, look no further. I just wish they'd do away with the whole VIP section because that's where all the good looking girls go and they charge twice as much for a dance. But overall, one of my favorite spots. I especially love the...

Definition of an after-hours garage club - since it's in a converted auto repair shop. (See Washington Post, 29 August 2004.) As you come in, VIP area with couches and its own stage and pole on your right ($10 admit + $10 dances). Main floor has stage...

They tried to go to $10 with lap dances in the main area, but have backed off that and it is $5 again. They have more dancers in this place than other clubs in the general area and you can have a lot of fun with the right one. Still...

great club - great dancers. fun time. great price. fun time with friends and people. it is great. it includes great non alco beverages and serves as a great time. i think that the bar is nice as is the general decor of the place.....

I have been to Sinsaysionals many times. Maybe about 10 times in total. It is not a classy place at all but if you do not have high expectations then you should have a good time up there. It can be a little hard to find because it is the...

very hard to find at night. you can easily miss it because of the trees. i used the numbers on the buildings from nearby business to find it. just kept going up or down 1 at a time until i finally saw the parking lot. parking lot is very dark....

I'm glad to see others posting reviews on this place...it the best value at $5 a dance in the open area. There's only a few girls who will do extras, but my suggestion would be to find who you like at $5 then figure out what you can get...

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven.

I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute young women, topless, very laid back. Nice start.

Then off to Fuego's, where I had planned to...