Great fun but watch your wallet

Park on the street two blocks south on Pulaski in view of the police station and you will feel that your car will be okay. They open at 7pm and start out slow, but even arriving early doesn't get you out of the $25 cover. I don't drink alcohol anymore, so the $5-6 soda or water is not a problem. You don't have to keep drinking. Get a water and sip it. Once they get it together, the stage show is continuous and the ladies are hot, many 9's even. A $10 floor dance is great fun but all the ladies will ask for something more private. It's Chicago, so it's expensive.

I sampled a few ladies on the floor dances. If you are there to enjoy a lady, you might bite on $75 for 3 songs in a booth. Unluckily (or luckily) for me, I did this with Diva, a Mexican TEN with nice d-cups and perfect curves. I was just so happy she even made it to my table as every guy was staring at her, wanting a dance, so I didn't want it to end with a floor dance. I was putty in her hands, she was generous with grinding and pushing those magnificent d's in my face. Even sober at this juice club, she easily talked me into an hour in the most private VIP section. And while I did not get to put Mr. Johnson in Miss Kitty, I will still say I was given a great deal of "service" for my money- $500 in that upstairs private section. There are sections downstairs for lower rates for half an hour or an hour, but it seems Diva always manages to talk a man into skipping that. Don't shiskabob me for paying that. I am being honest and upfront here, giving you all the warning. If you met Diva, you might melt and give in also. I did not have buyer's remorse. I have an awesome memory of giving and getting. Even if your type of lady is different, you will probably find her here. Watch your wallet. Bring in what you intend to spend.