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review
17 years ago
This place is great if you...
This place is great if you are after a neighborhood bar feel. There is ample, lighted, parking and it is located in a decent area. I am not afraid to park my car there...
parodyman-->
review
17 years ago
this is an interesting place. ...
this is an interesting place. I have been here a few times and its been great and not so great. One time there was a real hott girl there, I believe her...
DickJohnson
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Saturday Evening about 7 PM --...
Saturday Evening about 7 PM -- I turn into the gravel-covered parking lot and all spaces are filled but two. There are several motorcycles and pick-up trucks, indicating that this ain't no VIP crowd...
dennyspade
Illinois
review
17 years ago
I don't know what the other...
I don't know what the other reviews show, but this club is basically pretty damn nasty. You pay the same cover charge (or more) as another local strip club yet get very, very...
voodoochild03
review
17 years ago
I had come out from Chicago...
I had come out from Chicago to give a lecture, my real job. Long way from home at least enough to stay over night. Having done my homework on TUSCL I knew there were...
bossdoc
Illinois
review
17 years ago
I went there on a Saturday...
I went there on a Saturday night. There were at least 4 girls out on the floor at all times. The girls were pretty good looking over all. There was one that was a...
stikyboots
review
17 years ago
Visited in the evening instead of...
Visited in the evening instead of my usual Saturday afternoon. Very enjoyable. Little pressure and some new girls I have not seen before. Always a low key environment, the girls talk and hang out...
tcoroi
review
18 years ago
I forgot to write a review...
I forgot to write a review from when I was there a couple weeks ago, so I'll write one. I absolutely love this place. It's the Stripclub That Time Forgot, which is...
DandyDan
North Iowa
review
18 years ago
Visted the club on the drive...
Visted the club on the drive home from Nebraska. Had a wide range of dancers but they seemed to hang around the regulars (was there late afternoon). So, after not being asked for any...
Gold007
review
18 years ago
Previously I had suggested they update...
Previously I had suggested they update their website. I should have been more specific: Please update your website WITH CORRECT INFORMATION. Drove 90 mins to see a particular Dancer only to find the entire...
tcoroi
review
18 years ago
Typically I go to the lamp...
Typically I go to the lamp liter on weekends but last week I went on a Wednesday night instead. The usual laid-back atmosphere was even better than I had hoped for. The crowd was...
tcoroi
review
18 years ago
Well I haven't been here in...
Well I haven't been here in some time, but it is still a fun place to visit. No pressure from dancers and a relaxed atmosphere make the Lampliter a winner for having a cold...
RTY
review
18 years ago
I can't say much has changed...
I can't say much has changed since the last time I was here a year ago. I suppose the buxom bartender they had was different than the buxom bartender they had last year...
DandyDan
North Iowa
review
18 years ago
Nothing has changed since my last...
Nothing has changed since my last review. At this club nothing ever does, which is a big part of it's charm. It's a fun, low buck, neighborhood bar type of a place with some...
parodyman-->
review
19 years ago
The Lampliter is like a neighborhood...
The Lampliter is like a neighborhood bar with naked girls dancing. Once you're there for a while you get the feeling that a lot of the patrons are 'regulars'. Every time that...
BERT321
review
19 years ago
What can I say? The Lampliter...
What can I say? The Lampliter is a fun place. It's low key, maybe like a club would be in the 50's or 60's. No pole for the girls, as they strip and place...
RTY
review
19 years ago
Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time...
Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time to visit this club. This past weekend, I ran into Bobbie who left over a year ago but is an "oldie but a goodie". She put most of...
tcoroi
review
19 years ago
Enjoyed the Saturday afternoon show and...
Enjoyed the Saturday afternoon show and had a dance from both Gina and Morgon. Wow!! Totally different girls and totally different dances but totally satisfied in both cases. New paint job outside but same...
tcoroi
review
19 years ago
If you have to drive to...
If you have to drive to visit the Silver Slipper, then you might as well stop at Lamp Liter too. It's a much different club with only one stage and some less-then-perfect dancers who...
tcoroi
review
19 years ago
This is a nice old school...
This is a nice old school strip club. It's a friendly neighborhood bar with strippers. They schedule 5 dancers weekly with a 6th dancer on Thurs.-Sat. On pure physical attraction, some...
DandyDan
North Iowa
review
19 years ago
This is definately worth the drive...
This is definately worth the drive out to Ottowa. A very laid back place with good drink prices. Dollar tips at the stage are rewarded by either tits in the face or a close...
parodyman-->
review
20 years ago
A club with a local feel....
A club with a local feel. As one enters, there is a stage in front, a bar to the immediate left and farther to the left is a pool table. To the...
Danton
review
20 years ago
I just visited the Lampliter as...
I just visited the Lampliter as it is one of my favorite places. There are usually 4 or 5 girls dancing from about 6PM until late. They strip down to a complete nude dance...
WildBill57
review
20 years ago
Talk about timing, the lap dance...
Talk about timing, the lap dance tune during my dance with Morgan was FREEBIRD full-length!!! Have never heard that in a club before. Morgan is all natural and has an unusual habit of purring while...
tcoroi
review
20 years ago
Visited Lampliter Sat. 7/31/04. Saturdays they...
Visited Lampliter Sat. 7/31/04. Saturdays they have an afternoon shift that goes from 1pm to 7pm, there is no cover for this shift. I got there a little before 2pm. There were five girls...
kpratt