I had come out from Chicago...

I had come out from Chicago to give a lecture, my real job. Long way from home at least enough to stay over night. Having done my homework on TUSCL I knew there were 2 gentlemen's clubs close to the hotel in Ottawa IL.

One recommended to me by the lecture organizer was the Silver Slipper, the nicer one he said. But if you want something a little more down and dirty, go to the Lamp Liter.

Since I had to compare I figured I'd go to both. First I went to the Slipper. As I expected it was nice, surprisingly large for the area…out in the country. Big stage, hot young girls, and had enough of them. The dances were given upstairs in a balcony area, similar to Crazy Rock. I couldn't see much from my bar seat, but I felt the girls were a little formal for what I was hoping for, something more hands on. I had a drink dropped a few bucks at the stage and left, a very nice place too nice for me tonight.

I drove for less than 10 minutes to get to the Lamp Liter. It was small, dark; there was an average looking girl on stage, very cozy. I drank for a bit and watched the stage, girl next door, not overwhelming but for many reasons very erotic.

Then she came out. She had no stripper shoes, a short leather skirt, and motorcycle boots. Her moves were almost slow motion, rolling her foot as she moved across the stage and dancing with an indescribable aloof detachment that made me lose my breath.