Pumps

It's best to take the bus here. Parking is non-existent. Drink prices are semi-reasonable. The vast majority of the girls have a plethora of tattoos. Either they have one or two, or…

In case anyone needs to know, there is no housemom or DJ there so there are no tipouts required. There is also no house fee. However they take half a cut of…

I had some time off with no plans and lots of time to kill. So I decided to hit up a club or 2 up just to roll the dice. Almost…

I came here before 7 a few weeks ago after a shit day. I didn't know the neighborhood so I took a cab and the club was in the middle of nowhere.…

Decent girls, but way too expensive to spend any time here. Don't sit at the bar or you'll be spending a dollar a minute, at least. The girls dancing behind the bar…

I have been to this club off and on for a few years, and Have reviewed it. As I have mentioned in my last review. I was going back and provide feed…

Swanky dive bar, tattooed girls in bikinis, and motorcycles. Very chill. This is what sums up the place. This place is tiny! As soon as you walk in you'll see the main bar…

When I came to visit NY all of my 20-something friends screamed that I should go to pumps, so on a lazy monday evening I decided to hit it up. It's…

This place is a total dive bar in the best way possible. I've visited this place a few times over 3 years, and it's changed a little. Day shifts are slow, which…

This is definitely more of a place that you would enjoy as a biker bar than a strip club. The area around Williamsburg may be changing (for the better or worse depending…

Went there one day after work in Brooklyn. Pleasantly surprised by the selection of dancers for a Wed. Afternoon (about 5pm). Had a couple beers while I got to know the talent.…

I had been to Pumps once on a Friday night for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. That particular night Pumps was packed with dudes and there was only a handful of…

Small spot for the bar tender Vanessa is extremely chill. This is like a secret hole in the wall bar in Williamsburg and it's also funny to see who walk in here.…

I use to like this club. Things have changed, but I think it comes and goes. The last time I went was about a year ago. It was much nicer the dancers…

Pumps is a nice little club. Went in on a Tuesday night, there were a few girls working and no cover charge! I had a few extremely expensive lite beers (I'm not…

I went to pumps on valentine's day! It was my second visit, my first visit was on my birthday the year before. My favorite dancer is Gwen, i'm a sucker for pale…

Smallish club in the Williamsburg area of Brooklyn. Had no difficulty finding as it is easily accessible by subway or car. Entered without having to pay a cover fee which is great.…

Stopped by the other night. No cover. That was great. The girls were all over the place. Some were very hot, some not. Mostly hipster tattoo chicks…

I am been to this club plenty of times for about 5+ years. No cover 2 drink min Place is safe, staff is nice nobody is pushy and the crowd is…

I went there on a weekday and there was no cover.I got there about 7 and there were only about 3 girls there but in an hour there were quite a few…

Randomly walked in on a Saturday night. I never really liked the dancers-behind-the bar setup here, but I was in the area. Handful of dancers working. A few were a bit too…

I only worked here for a week. But from a dancer's perspective... The up side: No house fee, no tip out, relaxed atmosphere, great security--they actually boot out troublemakers. Dayshift, drink commissions…

Full bar with stage behind, semi-curtained lap dance area. Crowd is regulars, gangstas and bikers. Been here three times, never really loved it. The talent here is nothing special. Stage…

Its still a hole in the wall, my first time since they renovated. Still nothing special. The girls really dont try to make you feel all that special and when it comes…

I went there about month ago and what a strange place. The dancers work a stage behind a bar then come around asking for tips if you didn’t bother to tip…

Went here on a Wednesday. Was ok. The club is kind of small. The Vip room has 3 seats but there really is room for one to have a good lap dance…

This place is a real dive. Small joint located in an industrial area on the Brooklyn Queens border. But then, who goes to strip clubs for atmosphere? The women are mostly latina with…