Reviews

longer version: Your night can easily go either way, because they have a weird seating arrangement - when things are crowded they'll seat people at tables with other people you don't know. The guys who were…

I was in Miami for a bachelor party and an employee at the hotel suggested Tootsies as the "best" strip club in the area. (this was before I had a chance to visit E11even) Our…

I stopped by with a few buddies...there were 8 of us and we did bottle service upstairs and had a few hotties hanging around enjoying the bottle with us. Like a previous review...we…

Stopped back to one of my favorite clubs to visit when I travel. Still free parking. Free entry before 800. Half price drinks, too. Plenty of girls to chose from. Most…

WOW! Where do I start? Tootsie's is indeed the TOP STRIP CLUB in ALL OF MIAMI....HANDS DOWN! I arrived to meet a few friends who are local to the Miami area and…

I don't know if its just me but after going to Tootsies for many years and having memorable times, the last few times I went seemed to be a little boring. I don't see as…

Tootsies: In a word leviathan. One can't grasp how absurdly large this place is. Parking lot is huge and free. I was talked into paying for the upstairs VIP, an extra $10 I…

From the North East. Heard a lot about tootsie. Here is my take. weekday 1230hrs Club size is jaw dropping. I went there early. With my experience its cheap during that time. Beer was super cheap…

My buddy and I had an hour or so before the start of the Orange Bowl so we went to Tootsie's for a drink and a look. I'd been there several years ago and couldn't…

Another great visit at Tootsies. It's like one stop shopping at the mall. I arrived around 3pm i only had 20.00 in cash on me, 4 five dollar bills. I sat as close to my usual spot as…

My visit was actually on Christmas day I had a flight out of FFL with a few minutes to kill. Upon arriving I splurged and actually let the valet park my rental for $5. Inside…

Very enjoyable place to visit. Easy to park, enter, find a seat, order a drink, and get a dance with who you want. One of my biggest pet peeves at a club is when I…

I had heard much about this club over the years. Last week I stopped in late afternoon, during the Noon-8 pm happy hour. I initially sat at a table a couple back from the stage.…

Haven't been here in a while but I would say that this is still be best strip club in the states. The parking is ample, the seating is ample, and the girls... well ample. On…

I was in town for a conference, and didn't have much to do in the evenings. So naturally I headed to a strip club. After reading through a lot of the reviews I settled on…

went to the club last week and since it was early afternoon there was no cover charge. after a few minutes i went over and sat next to the stage where there were…

So was my first time here and I could not believe that for every girl there are 10 men out there, I went there twice Fri and Sat and at both nights, the club was…

Every time I am down in South Florida, I stop in. It's huge, it's been described innumerable times so I won't waste space. According to the board listing dancers, there were 68 there…

I had a meeting Friday morning that ended early. I figured Tootsie's would be my best bet for a decent line up of dancers at 1:00 o'clock on a weekday afternoon, so I drove on…

Simply The Best. As far as i'm concerned Tootsies is the best strip club in Miami. Sure you can get your dick sucked way cheaper somewhere else. And sure you can get your grind on way better somewhere…

I had not been here in almost a year and was looking forward to returning. In regards to the physical exterior and interior of the location nothing had change since I was here last.…

This place has been reviewed a gillion times, so instead of a standard review that's been repeated a billion times before, I decided to continue my scientific research. My experiment, what happens when you send…

Stopped by here last Sunday afternoon about 1pm. Things were pretty quiet with only about 15 dancers working- most in the 5 to 6 range with a couple of 7-8's I had a…

Was back in Miami, so headed to Tootsies again on a free Monday evening. Having been here many times before over the years I always considered it a sure thing... Plenty of attractive girls around…

In Miami on Tuesday. I Received a text from my OTC in this area several days ago claiming some kind of financial issue. I believe the Chinese word for crisis is also the same for opportunity.…