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review
10 years ago
Walked up to the door of...
Walked up to the door of Visions just at dark on a Tuesfay one week before Fat Tuesday and the doorman said, "I gotcha dude, go on in." I knew that meant things...
dallas702
Wandering
review
10 years ago
This club is pretty much like...
This club is pretty much like everyone says. Pay your $8.00 cover and you get a ticket for a free well drink or domestic beer. Charge me $1.00 for a Coronia. My friend and I...
DavidNOLA
review
10 years ago
Back after a long absence. ...
Back after a long absence. This is where the locals go and this is where the local girls work. Not much has changed. Went on a Saturday, 3pm or so. 8-10...
cobra45
review
10 years ago
This is my favorite club in...
This is my favorite club in New Orleans- much better than anything on Bourbon or in the French Quarter. $4 cover during the day/ $8 at night. Drinks are $7-$10, but cover...
lovelds
Texas
review
10 years ago
I was in New Orleans for...
I was in New Orleans for a couple of days and was hoping to hit some clubs. After reading the review of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I decided to avoid the big...
needtoknow
review
10 years ago
It's been quite some time since...
It's been quite some time since my last visit to NOLA. Visions has always been my favorite flavor as for the Orleans clubs,simply because the dancers are much fun,way sexy and simply, down to earth....
Threedog
review
10 years ago
I have been a long time...
I have been a long time visitor to Visions. In the last few months they have made some notable changes in how business is done. The $20 VIP dance room is now a...
sandman64
review
10 years ago
I think it's kind of fun...
I think it's kind of fun or retro that the girls walk up and down the bar (there are 4 lengths) from customer to customer for dollar tips. The girls circulate pretty well and...
mostafrank
review
10 years ago
I went to Visions on a...
I went to Visions on a Saturday afternoon. The club is located in a rundown area of New Orleans East. The parking lot is gravel and lit up at night. There is a free...
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
review
10 years ago
Okay, please don't let the area...
Okay, please don't let the area fool you. I've been to different clubs in the New Orleans area and i usually find myself here by the end of the night. There is one main...
gigs87
review
10 years ago
This is my favorite go-to club....
This is my favorite go-to club. I always enjoy my visits here. I usually try to watch all of the girls on shift dance once so that I can take my favorite...
lickalotapuss
Louisiana
review
10 years ago
Wend recently on a Friday. Lot's...
Wend recently on a Friday. Lot's of girls. Have to tip stripper when they walk around the bar. Mix of girls, most of them 7s or above. Table top dance is $20, no touching....
GooneyBear
review
10 years ago
I went here after having been...
I went here after having been over at Bourbon street figured it might be a nice change. It was significantly less crowded. But the dancers... OK there were the very high pressure rush right...
maybeenuf4u
Massachusetts
review
10 years ago
Truly a local hangout and very...
Truly a local hangout and very worth the money. they have free lunch everyday and girls are there all day and night. girls are friendly and the rules are loose. video...
Marklsu
review
10 years ago
I live about 4 hours away...
I live about 4 hours away from NOLA. Went there this past weekend for the first time when I was visiting. It truly seems like a place where locals go to. Setup is unique....
rzw26
Alabama
review
10 years ago
I arrived on a Wednesday night....
I arrived on a Wednesday night. I like a girl to spend some time with me and chat a bit, but I'm also not made of money and don't want to take a...
beachy69
review
10 years ago
Bottom line: highly recommended. All expectations...
Bottom line: highly recommended. All expectations can usually be met in The Party Room. It has been a good while since I last reviewed Visions. If you're not a local, take a can both there...
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xxxMetairie
review
10 years ago
It was a bit slow when...
It was a bit slow when I showed up as it was the first Saints pre-season game. The game was on and a few people were milling around. Quite a few dancers...
JakeSnapp
review
10 years ago
This is a great club, certainly...
This is a great club, certainly the best value away from Bourbon Street. The neighborhood may not be all that great, but the parking lot is well monitored. The staff and dancers are very...
ld2014
review
10 years ago
I have to say, that traveling...
I have to say, that traveling a fair bit for work, this is literally my favorite club In the country. And I will explain why. If you want the hottest, classic strip...
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Texas
review
10 years ago
I got home after a long...
I got home after a long hard day at work this past Saturday but I couldn't go to sleep so I got dressed and popped in to Visions around 10:00 pm to check out...
JakeSnapp
review
10 years ago
All these reviews are subjective. However,...
All these reviews are subjective. However, how anyone could put this place in the same galaxy as, say, the Penthouse Club in the Quarter is beyond me, with due respect to those reviewers who...
Johnnyfrit
Georgia
review
10 years ago
I try to visit Visions every...
I try to visit Visions every time I drive across Southern LA. This time (in mid May - I am a little slow submitting this) I stopped in NOLA (actually I got a...
dallas702
Wandering
review
10 years ago
I've been travelling so much lately...
I've been travelling so much lately that I haven't been able to pop in to my favorite local strip club. Well nothing much has changed. It looked like a great time was had...
JakeSnapp
review
10 years ago
Either you like this club or...
Either you like this club or you don't. The layout is pretty odd, no tables and everyone sits around a very long double horseshoe shaped bar or stands at the wall. On...
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