The Harem Reviews

After a disappointing experience at one of my favorite Bourbon St. clubs I decided to head over to the less well traveled and known clubs along Iberville and Chartres. Many reviews describe the clubs in this area as the place where strippers go to die. And yes, there...

Went there on a recent Sunday about 3:30-4 just to see what the deal was. I have never really though about going in but was bored so why not. No cover, think I bought a coke and water for $10 including tip. Maybe 1-2 people there. The dancer I saw...

I have passed by here on two occasions recently. In each case, this club no longer had the feel of a strip club but instead, as a music venue playing traditional jazz and lounge music, with live performances. It probably wasn't making it as a strip club and it appears...

I was walking by on a Monday evening and figured I would stop in. I don't know why, because it did not look like a strip club from the outside (not like the ones on Bourbon). Granted, my expectations were low (who expects awesome mileage on a Monday evening?) and...

Stopped in after being flashed by the dancer at the door earlier in the night. She was hot but put a hard sell on going up to the VIP room for $240. Got a 2 song lapdance for $50. The dance was pretty good. After the...

I popped into this "club" to see what was going on as I was told there was cold beer and a hot lady inside as I walked by the door. Upon entering, the similarities between here and Dixie Divas became very apparent. There were hardly any customers inside and I...

This is not a normal strip club. It is a brothel. The guy behind the bar is the pimp, and he will take whatever you can pay him to give you some private time during which you can get sexual favours from some end-of-the-road/desperate/pregnant(yes, pregnant!!!) strippers, who would be very...

I really don't know why I went into this club, except I figured if I was in NOLA for a few days, I might as well check out all of the clubs and noticed on TUSCL that there were a few clubs off Bourbon, so given it was just as...

I was walking toward canal when I passed this club, and I decided to go see what it was like. I spent about 15 minutes there, and the only reason I stayed that long was because I didn't want to be rude to the barnacle of a dancer that...

I was walking down the street and was pulled in by a reasonably attractive dancer (about a 6) and had a drink. There were no dancers dancing. They were all sitting at the bar with customers. One of the dancers might have been a male, but dressed...

Walking by and there was a cute girl at the door. Went in and sat at bar with her. Nice conversation and bought her a drink. Three girls on shift. Average about a 6. There are two options for dances. Lap dance across from...

I walked passed this club on my way to a restaurant in the French Quarters and saw 2 decent looking black girls standing at the door so I said I would come back later that night to check it out. I went back at around 11pm and it was dead...