I popped into this "club" to...

I popped into this "club" to see what was going on as I was told there was cold beer and a hot lady inside as I walked by the door. Upon entering, the similarities between here and Dixie Divas became very apparent. There were hardly any customers inside and I saw only one lady, who a 6.5 at best. She was probably late 20's and was carrying about 30 pounds more than she should have.

As soon as I sat down, she approached and started rubbing her self on me like an attention starved cat. She was rubbing her clothed breasts on me while she was groping around my crotch. I did manage to get a free hand to grab her slightly oversized ass before she sat back down and started running through the menu. As she recited the menu, she pulled her nice, but slightly saggy breasts out so that I could "squeeze the melons" to see where things might lead. I have been upstairs to the VIP at Dixie Divas before, but did not feel like blowing a lot of cash on this lady.

Some of these "Off Bourbon" clubs are basically brothels where you pay the bartender some negotiated fee to be allowed upstairs with the lady. You then get into negotiating with her for how far things will go. This gal was running through the menu and said it was $200 to go upstairs and she was talking another $250+ for full service once in the VIP. $450+ for FS with a 6.5 and I said no thanks. I drank my $8 beer and got the heck out of there.

If you have had too much to drink in the French Quarter, be careful heading into any of these "Off Bourbon" places. FS if definitely an option, but you will be paying much more than you should for an inferior product.