I was walking by on a...

I was walking by on a Monday evening and figured I would stop in. I don't know why, because it did not look like a strip club from the outside (not like the ones on Bourbon). Granted, my expectations were low (who expects awesome mileage on a Monday evening?) and there were only three girls in the place. Two were average, and one was a hottie, but she had a customer. Drinks were about what you would expect for a strip club, 9 dollars for a rum and coke. One girl came to me for a dance (about average, not hot, but not terrible looking) and I agreed. She had no idea what she was doing and kept grabbing my junk through my pants and twisting. It was not sexy, but it hurt. I turned her down for a private dance and she got pissed. I got a dance from the other girl and she was better, but I was ready to go home afterwards. I don't know if I will be back.