Golden Banana Reviews

i've wanted to go to this club for awhile because i know its owned by the same guy who owns Ten's showplace up north and i was curious. i was expecting something a little dingy and ghetto but i was pleasantly surprised! very clean professional atmosphere and couple friendly. the...

Went there for my Bachelor Party. Place was clean, and well maintained, but not over the top posh.

There was a good variety of girls there, different ethnicities, different types, but after a few hours they started repeating. So once they start repeating we knew what was...

This place was so cold! Dress warm, take a sweater. It must have been about 65 degrees in there, not comfortable for sitting around with only greasy bar food available and iced drinks. And then these girls have to get nude - they must be tougher than drum majorettes.

It seemed...

Visited on a Thursday night. The club is easy to get to from Boston and has plenty of free parking. The only downside to the club's location is that it's a pain in the ass to get back to Boston, because you have to drive north on Route 1for a...

Stopped by the GB for the first time in a few years. I had been multiple times before the club closed years ago, but I've only been one other time since re-opening. Very classy and spacious club. Lots of room to sit both at the stage and...

Visited the Golden Banana this past Saturday night-my first visit since well before the club shut down and was remodeled. Gotta say that, accept for the old dancing cages at the front door, you would never know that you were in the same club as the old Banana. ...

I stopped in to this club for the first time in a very long time. The club is really nice inside -- comfortable chairs, everything in good condition, nice lighting, if a bit dark. The girls were pretty good looking, and not one was enhanced from what I could tell....

Went on a Saturday night with a few friends. Got carded then paid at the door. Was decently packed so we sat at a table in the back. Ordered a round of beers avg. strip club price. Shot girl walking around get boons in your face for $10. After a...

Dancers were gorgeous. The atmosphere was great. They were wonderful to me and my boyfriend. We're gonna go again. They have a good attitude. Most of the girls were super friendy. Only a couple weren't that good looking but majority were a ten. Drinks were typically high priced bu it...

This place once had Chesty Morgan as a guest dancer so always a place of fond memories, not that Chesty was gorgeous, far from it, but she was famous in the 70s when I first set foot in this place before going in the service. It is still the jewel...

Stopped into the GB late on a Saturday evening. Lots of people in the club, although at least half were employees. Some of the girls mentioned to me that they weren't having a very good night because of that. Got a few private dances, per my usual M.O. ...

I hadn't been there for about 10 years but stopped by with a friend after a trip to Hooters down the road. GB had some very nice hooters. Most of the dancers on stage were nice and some were very friendly. Only one had an attitude and...

stopped at the Banana to check it out.

the reviews below are generally spot on.

$10 cover and ok price on the drinks, not cheap, but not crazy.
there were maybe 10-12 dancers on Wednesday night, they ranged from too big for my type to a couple who were very hot. I like...

Physically, this is a fabulously maintained club. It is clean and comfortable. The most shocking thing … men's restroom was clean enough to eat off the floor (not that I recommend eating off the floor!). This is what a gentlemen's club is supposed to look like if there were gentlemen...

Been here a few times on Friday afternoons recently after a long week of work.

The club is immaculately clean, and dark. Very, very dark.

Beers are $7, so not cheap, but not horrible.

Both times I've been recently the club has been fairly quiet. A few regulars sitting at the...

Though I'm a MA guy, it's been many years since I'd been to a MA club. It's just that for me, RI is closer, more convenient and of course has Providence where all the action is...

However, several weeks ago on a Saturday Night I decided to hit the Banana...

Not a bad club for getting a good eyeful. Main stage featured a dancer for three songs, each song they got rid of more clothes until fully nude. The girls looks varied, but most of them were around a 6 and in decent shape. Once done on the main stage,...

Not a frequent visitor of GB but was there a couple weeks ago. I have to say that I think they have taken a turn for the worse. The quality of the dancers were not that good. In my opinion, they were overweight and not that appealing....

Stopped by for the first time in 10 years only reason I tried it out was because my cousin was working the door. Me and two buddies beat the cover and it was twenty bucks for 3 beers and the waitress tip, club is big and clean , the...

This is an interesting club. It is extremely clean and well maintained, the owners should be given credit for maintaining a beautiful club. The men's bathroom was very clean. At the same time I'm not certain if I like the place because the overall value is not...

The name Golden Banana doesn't exactly scream women taking their clothes off, but don't just a book by its cover. The club is right off Route 1, and you can get to it only from the North side of the road. If you miss the place, it's a pain to...

I don't get up to the north shore that often, but when I do I try to stop in at the Golden Banana. They've done a really nice job putting together a nice club. The sound system and DJ were really good, with music videos synced on...

It was a Wednesday night, it was my cousin's birthday and we decided to take a trip up to the golden banana. Being a Wednesday night we were expecting a slow night, there were 6 girls working that night each, each one was attractive. My cousin decided to get a...

This was a repeat visit to what was once the best strip club in this area.
Everyone knows about the long shutdown - I visited a few weeks after it re-opened
and decided to give it another try. The interior is pretty nice although dimly lit.
This may be...

In the area, so decided to see the 'sights'. Arrived around 7:30pm I think they forgot to pay their bill, the main floor was almost dark, but the private area looked like almost daylight. ONLY plus for me was their web site now has a free admission coupon. SO...