Golden Banana Reviews

I think I must have made a wrong turn, went north, when I knew all the mileage was south. How can this place stay open, that goes for the other one on the same street, Dark and Dank, stale cigarette smoke and cheap perfume...ugh! then you add lackluster performers, with...

Decided to stop into the banana for a couple beers with some buddies after watching the 1:00 games at a sports bar. I've been to the banana years before but this was the first time since they re-opened and had the major renovations. The banana has always been the better...

Drove around RT 1 till I got to the Golden Banana around 9pm or so. There was a $10 cover at the door. The physical club is very high end. Very comfortable, large stage with a nice variety of dancers. Ordered a large glass of soda water...

The good: This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and despite the looks from the outside, it seems classier than any of its local competitors. Went in on a Friday night and it was busy. Maybe not as many dancers on shift as I would have expected,...

Located off rt1 north in peabody, this is really THE place people go to in the northshore. Redone a while ago the place as a mini vegas feel to it. Big stage with 3 dance zones. Hot women, many without "upgrades". Lots walking around asking for private dances. Saw a...

I have no idea how this place has gotten good reviews. When I got there the parking lot was packed so I figured this was a good thing and went in pretty optimistic. I had a hard time finding a seat, and when I finally did I got stuck next...

Stopped by the Golden Banana recently and was extremely impressed. This club is at a great location, tucked back enough for some privacy, easy access from the high way, and plenty of free parking in the lot. In my interactions with them, I found the staff to be very professional...

Went here tonight for the first time and was very disappointed. The dancers were nice and reasonably attractive. They danced so slow and without any energy I almost went to sleep. A beer was pricey $8 with a $10 cover for an empty club on Monday night. The club says...

After having recently added VIP room and a 2nd tiered 'private' lapdance area I can say this has potential to be the better/best club north of Boston. YMMV with the dancers but if you can track down kylie I would highly recommend if you want a personable service. Value for...

Dancers varied from hot to scary. Mostly not that exciting. Not at all trashy or noisy. Drinkers could go at their own pace. Most dancers were tired and didn't seem to care about routines. Energy anyone? Jeez, danc dance hotter girlz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A couple of them showed the love. Looking for...

It is easy to miss the Golden Banana while driving down the highway, even in heavy traffic, as the club is set back from the road. The place is substantially nicer on the inside that you'd surmise from the outside. It looks like an upscale sports bar,...

I havent been to this club in year, but was close by and had to stop. I havent been to this club since before the remodel when they had the cage stages. Well they definatly did a nice job on the remodel. The girls were attratcitve to very attractive. i...

It has been years since I have visited the infamous club on Route 1 in Peabody, MA. Back in the 70s I remeber seeing Chesty Morgan preform. Today it is a high end strip club and admission is steep, but drinks are reasonable for a club, $5.00 for a diet...

I just moved to the Boston area about a year ago and had not had a chance to visit a strip club until now. I researched for awhile about which one to go to. I wanted to go in with about 75 bucks, get admission, a drink, and...

Stopped by last Saturday after a dinner at Hooters down the street. Second time I've been there since the remodeling (last time was over ten years ago). The physical club is very nice, large and well kept. Very dark. Lots of tables with comfortable chairs and a large stage as...

I need to update my review having been there again. OK so there isn't much other choice in this area. They finally made the admission worth it. I received a text message for a free admission for just showing the text. It was funny because nobody was checking the...

Walking into the Golden Banana, you are immediately in a large open area with the main stage directly in front, semi-private dance areas to your left, and large bar on your right. The club is definitely more upscale than many of the other choices in this area. The interior is...

I've driven by this place a hundred times and finally felt that I should check it out. Even though I've been up Route 1 and seen this place often, I STILL passed it the first time. Be aware of that; it's easy to miss the turn in at...

As some say, getting to this club is tricky if you aren't familiar with the area. This was my 3rd visit to the club working in the area. I just don't trust the outward appearance of the place across the street. A bit outrageous cover charge, $15 - cash...

Second visit to the DB's Golden Banana. Been about a year since my last visit. I stopped by around 6PM Friday afternoon. Cover was $5.00.

The main area is one really huge room. Bar is on the right of the room upon entering. Bathroom is immediately to the right of the...

I went back to the club on Wed 4/6. We arranged a boys night out & though I usually don't go on Amateur Night, it coincided with our arrangements.

I was really surprised. The Monday I went it was really quiet. This time the club was humming. 16 girls from the...

First time back in the club since it has been reopened. Thought $10 cover was a little pricey for a Monday night. Club across the street was free. Club is very clean but was a little dark. Took my eyes a little to adjust. Bathroom was exceptionally clean. Bartender was...

Went to the Golden Banana on Feb 28th, a Monday so I wasn't expecting too much, but I needed to relax after a bad day at work! First, full disclosure, I'm white, but I dig black and Asian girls - just my preference. This was the first time I had...

First time back to the Bannana sice they re-opened. Last vist was about 10 years ago. Personally I liked the feel of the old club, 80's decor supplementd with those notorious cages. Felt like an upscale club, I had to pay at moderate cover. The beers were more expensive than...