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review
16 days ago
Second visit - quick in and out
Came here for the second time on a Friday afternoon a while back. Pull up my other review for more deets on the physical location. It’s easy to miss on route 1.. tucked away...
Comments: 5
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12 days ago
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Djongles
Djongles
review
2 months ago
Slow Wednesdays at the GB.
I visited the World Famous Golden Banana while I was driving home from Boston on a Wednesday. This was my first time at this club and I would say my experience was pretty average....
Comments: 1
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2 months ago
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nelly76
Someguyontheinternet
review
3 months ago
Better than my low expectations
This was my first time at DB GB… I actually had no idea it was around (before learning of it from Tuscl) despite driving by it millions of times on Rt 1… cabaret you...
Comments: 4
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3 months ago
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Djongles
Djongles
review
4 months ago
Pole Dance Competition 1st Preliminary
I went on a Thursday for the 1st preliminary Queen of the Pole competition. I remember the beer being expensive; $8-9? for a corona. If you enjoy the stage viewing aspect of a strip...
Comments: 1
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4 months ago
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Meshuggah
Vespertine_Moon
review
4 months ago
Friday night fun at the Banana!
Location- Rt 1 North Peabody. If you haven’t been there before there is a chance you could miss the turn. It is set back off Rt 1 North just before the Gulf station. When...
Comments: 2
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4 months ago
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nelly76
Spenser9780
review
4 months ago
Bad Luck Banana on a Thursday
I swung by the banana on the way home from the airport, and was underwhelmed by the Thursday night shift. It was hardly a thirst trap. The monitors informed me that there was...
GanderMTN
review
4 months ago
Holiday Friday at the Banana
It was a holiday weekend and not very busy. There are massage girls wandering around the place that give a two song upper back massage for 20 bucks. I got a few of them...
jarazix
Massachusetts
review
6 months ago
Another Night At GB
Stopped by for another go around at the Banana around 7:00pm on a Tuesday. It was slow, which was fine as I was in town on business and wanted to watch the Celtics. I’ve...
Comments: 1
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6 months ago
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nelly76
Lebanonroyalty
review
7 months ago
Night Time is even Better
Up and out late on a Sunday, and after a major swing and a miss at The Cabaret I realized I'd never actually been to the GB at night. I've only ever been during...
Comments: 1
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7 months ago
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nelly76
FutureK
review
7 months ago
Third Times the....decent
Made my third ever trip here, first time was great, second time was uneventful, and this third trip was somewhere in the middle. Fridays are they only day of the week they are open before...
Comments: 3
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7 months ago
by
nelly76
FutureK
review
8 months ago
Not Bad, but I may have peaked
Took a second visit after being pleasantly surprised with my first a few months back. Same routine, $5 to get in around 2pm, metal detector, ID scan. This time it was even more dead than...
Comments: 2
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8 months ago
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Njp2019
FutureK
review
8 months ago
Better than expected
I was in town for work and decided to stop by since it was right down the street from my hotel. I had a great time. There was a 10 dollar cover, and I...
Comments: 1
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8 months ago
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nelly76
Lebanonroyalty
review
a year ago
A VERY Pleasant Surprise
I grew up in the area and drive by this place all the time. I never set foot in there ever. After having a pretty mediocre experience across the highway at The Cabaret on...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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blahblahblahs
FutureK
review
a year ago
Not Bad Friday Afternoon, but Not Worth Going Out of Ones Way
I made a stop on a Friday afternoon on my way home from work, and a lovely lunch at the nearby Hooters. I paid a small cover (maybe $10), went through the...
GanderMTN
review
a year ago
whatever at best and painfully boring at worst
TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is rampant in...
DBKZ
review
a year ago
Good time at the Banana!
The location- For those that haven't been there, you could easily drive right by it. It's located on Rt 1 North in Peabody, right behind a Gulf Station. Ample parking, never been an issue...
Comments: 5
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9 months ago
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Justalookerinma
Spenser9780
review
a year ago
Just another Friday night drop-in
Stopped off on our drive northward from Boston, my girlfriend and me. Arrived maybe 10:30p, bar was mostly full along with perhaps 1/4 of the tables and same on the rail. Dancers...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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jsully63
pianoman71
review
a year ago
a long freaking walk from boston
Getting here is a challenge but worth it. First, leave Centerfolds Boston. Once you discover that you spent all your money at CF and can't afford a commuter rail ticket--let alone an uber--grab a...
Comments: 2
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a year ago
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From978
blahblahblahs
review
a year ago
Good money for value for North of Boston
This place is very different from across the street, the Cabaret Lounge. It's behind a gas station, which feels very dodgy... but it isn't. I went in one two Thursdays ago and it was...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
by
nelly76
JJ69Heart
review
2 years ago
I was bored
Club is located in Peabody behind a gas station. There is a metal detector and a $10 cover. Place is much cleaner and upscale than the club down the street, which has more of a...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
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Meshuggah
DBKZ
review
2 years ago
Daytime banana back in session.
I used to go here all the time before Covid and be one of those old guys that hung out in the afternoon, but this is the first time I've been back during the...
randomguy4444
review
2 years ago
OK night at the golden banana
I didn't realize this club existed until a dancer from Club Fantasy said she works there. Decided to pay a visit. This place is right off the busy route 1 and easy to miss...
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
by
rockie
kisskissbangbang
review
2 years ago
Would’ve been worth it if girls wanted to give dances
Cover was $15 and parking was easy to find. From what I noticed the line up seemed to be about 25 girls. Music seemed to be lively, hip-hop music. I sat at the bar that...
Playman66
Just here for the conversation
review
3 years ago
The girls from Bannarama, would I still hit that? Yeah sure, fuck it why not
Peabody, MA. Saturday night. Just came from Cabaret Lounge down the street. This club is right behind a Gulf gas station. There's a sign coming in saying they don't sell banana's. Shit, wasted trip....
Comments: 4
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3 years ago
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Muddy
Muddy
USA
review
3 years ago
Day Shift Open Again
Came in on a Friday afternoon around 2. They recently started up day shift on Friday. Pre Covid the club had a day shift on Friday and Saturday. Currently it’s Friday only. The club...
Comments: 4
last:
3 years ago
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jsully63
jsully63
Smoke em if you got them