Golden Banana Reviews

Been here a few times on Friday nights and each experience was pretty much the same. First of, it’s a big club, they got a huge stage in the center and a small one that...

Came here for the second time on a Friday afternoon a while back. Pull up my other review for more deets on the physical location. It’s easy to miss on route 1.. tucked away...

I visited the World Famous Golden Banana while I was driving home from Boston on a Wednesday. This was my first time at this club and I would say my experience was pretty average....

This was my first time at DB GB… I actually had no idea it was around (before learning of it from Tuscl) despite driving by it millions of times on Rt 1… cabaret you...

I went on a Thursday for the 1st preliminary Queen of the Pole competition. I remember the beer being expensive; $8-9? for a corona. If you enjoy the stage viewing aspect of a strip...

Location- Rt 1 North Peabody. If you haven’t been there before there is a chance you could miss the turn. It is set back off Rt 1 North just before the Gulf station. When...

I swung by the banana on the way home from the airport, and was underwhelmed by the Thursday night shift. It was hardly a thirst trap. The monitors informed me that there was...

It was a holiday weekend and not very busy. There are massage girls wandering around the place that give a two song upper back massage for 20 bucks. I got a few of them...

Stopped by for another go around at the Banana around 7:00pm on a Tuesday. It was slow, which was fine as I was in town on business and wanted to watch the Celtics. I’ve...

Up and out late on a Sunday, and after a major swing and a miss at The Cabaret I realized I'd never actually been to the GB at night. I've only ever been during...

Made my third ever trip here, first time was great, second time was uneventful, and this third trip was somewhere in the middle. Fridays are they only day of the week they are open before...

Took a second visit after being pleasantly surprised with my first a few months back. Same routine, $5 to get in around 2pm, metal detector, ID scan. This time it was even more dead than...

I was in town for work and decided to stop by since it was right down the street from my hotel. I had a great time. There was a 10 dollar cover, and I...

I grew up in the area and drive by this place all the time. I never set foot in there ever. After having a pretty mediocre experience across the highway at The Cabaret on...

I made a stop on a Friday afternoon on my way home from work, and a lovely lunch at the nearby Hooters. I paid a small cover (maybe $10), went through the...

TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is rampant in...

The location- For those that haven't been there, you could easily drive right by it. It's located on Rt 1 North in Peabody, right behind a Gulf Station. Ample parking, never been an issue...

Stopped off on our drive northward from Boston, my girlfriend and me. Arrived maybe 10:30p, bar was mostly full along with perhaps 1/4 of the tables and same on the rail. Dancers...

Getting here is a challenge but worth it. First, leave Centerfolds Boston. Once you discover that you spent all your money at CF and can't afford a commuter rail ticket--let alone an uber--grab a...

This place is very different from across the street, the Cabaret Lounge. It's behind a gas station, which feels very dodgy... but it isn't. I went in one two Thursdays ago and it was...

Club is located in Peabody behind a gas station. There is a metal detector and a $10 cover. Place is much cleaner and upscale than the club down the street, which has more of a...

I used to go here all the time before Covid and be one of those old guys that hung out in the afternoon, but this is the first time I've been back during the...

I didn't realize this club existed until a dancer from Club Fantasy said she works there. Decided to pay a visit. This place is right off the busy route 1 and easy to miss...

Cover was $15 and parking was easy to find. From what I noticed the line up seemed to be about 25 girls. Music seemed to be lively, hip-hop music. I sat at the bar that...

Peabody, MA. Saturday night. Just came from Cabaret Lounge down the street. This club is right behind a Gulf gas station. There's a sign coming in saying they don't sell banana's. Shit, wasted trip....