Golden Banana Reviews

I hadn't stopped by the Banana in some time so I thought I'd see if it's changed any. Sadly no it's still a pretty mediocre place though maybe it picks up on the weekend. I usually avoid the weekend crowd. There were a decent number and variety of dancers but...

Golden Banana has free parking. Charged $10 cover. Ample seating inside, both at the stage and around the floor. There are three types of women who roam around: waitresses to take drink orders, strippers, and massage girls who will give you a massage at your table/seat. Drinks are a bit...

Whent to the Golden Banana on a Saturday afternoon after work. Three dancers on shift and one bartender. Girls were averge to better looking. Hard to to get a dance as one girl was always on stage, one girl was always out back getting ready to go on stage and...

I hadn't been to the Golden Banana in a quite a few years. Back then it was considered the best club north of Boston. Well times have changed and in some ways the GB has really not. It's kind of a classic old style club. Most of...

My friends and I finished up dinner and decided to go to the Banana for some R and R. We went in after paying the respectful cover,10 , and got our drinks. Drinks were priced decently with 8 dollars a beer. For a strip club anyways. It...

Came here for the first time and I just wanna say it was not what I was expecting. I figured since it was owned by Ten's I would have a similar experience. Starting with the positive, the place was nice inside and very clean which is always good. Location is...

Stopped into the golden banana with some friends. Extremely high cover charge, very expensive dance prices, $30 for one dance lasting one song or less than 5 minutes, and zero contact. The bouncer watches over the lap dances at all times, no privacy whatsoever. The dancers are decent,...

This used to be a favorite stop of mine when I worked in the area about 12 years ago maybe more. The interior has been completed redone since I was last there and from the looks of it somewhat recently. Very clean and plush reminiscent of an upscale...

I had been waiting to try this place out again after a disappointing trip last time (I had heard good things, so I was thinking it was an off night. I wasn't disappointed. I didn't count, but a ton of girls, different ethnicities and body types. Club has a...

I took a trip to the Golden Banana Saturday night two weeks ago. Overall, I enjoyed my visit and had a good time. It was not overly crowded but clearly popular nonetheless. The dancer quality that night was actually pretty good and overall the ladies were pretty friendly. I was...

I made my first trip to the Golden Banana last night. Overall, I was highly impressed. This club has the best layout I have ever seen in a strip club. There is a lot of space and comfortable seating everywhere. Even the bathroom was nicely maintained. The stage is huge,...

Very disappointed in this club. My dancer quality rating actually extends to just the doorman who was the only interaction I had. I was in Mass for business. Went to the club's website, and they have an offer - text GB to ##### for a free admission....

I visited the Golden Banana around 6:00 or 7:00pm a few Thursdays ago. I had been before (on what happened to be an amateur night deal) but didn't get a great feel for the club and dancers. I will start out with the layout. I think it is set up...

great visit today. Haven't been here in a while. The club has seemed hit or miss. Sometimes the dancers do not seem very into this. Sometimes in the past it is too clear that you are watching people work. Not today. Today was fun....

The club's a bomb on the outside, and it's always hard to figure out just where to turn to get to it -- it's easy to miss the turn since it's blind from Route 1, and since 1's a divided highway through there, you have to drive north, then turn...

Went to the Golden Banana on a Wednesday night because I wanted to check-out amateur night. The club is a bit north of Boston, but not hard to find as it is on a main highway. The "amateurs" went up on stage and did a set...

i go when i can, usually with friends and cousins. drinks are high for the area but its a club. alot goes on in side from shot girls, to massage girls, table dances, privet dances. <br>
the bar is fully stocked beer and mixed drinks<br>
the DJ's are usually...

I've been to GB a few times and generally enjoyed the experience. I hate the crowds and high covers plus my evenings are typically taken up so a day time visit is my standard. With that said I'm willing to overlook not have the top talent for my own convenience....

Haven't been in a while, thought I would check it out after work<br>
Came in late 10-11pm on weeknight, cover $10<br>
Same layout as prior with large mainstage, 1-2 dancers at all times, range 6-8 for looks<br>
As always, hottest girls in the room were the waitresses, beers $7-8 but worth it for...

Ah the GB. Always an interesting night to say the least. Always good on Saturday nights with mostly good looking girls. The itty bitty titty committee was out tho. About 4-5 girls had smaller tits then some of the fat guys oogling them. The smaller tit girls were pretty ugly...

I went in on a Tuesday just as they opened. I wasn't aware it opened at 4pm so that was a little strange. The bar tender was really alternative looking and hot to me so I was immediately enjoying myself. The first girl on stage was a nice 20's white...

Went on a weekday evening. Easy access if you are north of Boston with good parking. The club is overall pleasant place to hang out, but a bit on the expensive side. The dancers were reasonable in looks but not great, and the stage show was good with some attention...

I went to the Golden Banana out in Peabody on a Tuesday night. It was probably around 6:00 or 7:00pm. I did not have great time but I don't know maybe that is just because ot the time of day that I went. Who knows. What ever the reason was,...

Went last Friday at around 10pm. Cover was $15. The club itself was somewhat empty and the girls were picking NIN and Marilyn Manson songs to dance to. I was hoping that would change as the night went on.

I'd say the girls were in the 6-8 range. My ideal...

Went in for a bachelor party with about 12-15 guys. The inside is very nice now compared to anyone who remembers what it looked like before it closed for awhile. It has a large stage in the middle of the room that looks like a lower case t if you...