Acropolis Reviews

Acropolis is like most of the Portland clubs in the afternoon. They have 3-5 girls working all rotating between to the main stage. As most Portland clubs the girls can range from hot to not. What sets Acropolis apart is the food and their prices. I...

This continues to be one of the better places in Portland, actually all of Oregon. A great place to go with some buddies, have one of their many, many beers or drink from the full bar, have a good steak and all the while enjoy the great women. Can be...

I went to this club a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night, and it was hoppin! I love the stage set ups (especially the long one with the neon lights), and there's this cute petite dancer that is my favorite. I wish I could remember her name, but...

This place gets a -0- for decor and a six for dancers, for an average of three. The building looks like a hunting lodge on the inside, basically plywood painted black. More than half the patrons were having a meal when I arrived around 10pm on a Wednesday...

Here on a Sunday night. Busy but not packed. Two stages in use with 4 dancers in rotation. Dancers playing their own music. This is still the place to have good, cheap food, a few beers and enjoy the sights. Most of my ATFs seem to have departed; however. one...

All things considered, this is a decent place as far as Portland standards are concerned. Like many have said before, the mileage isn't all that stellar, but the dancing here is better than many other Portland places. The atmosphere is, well, not like a strip club, as it's...

This is one of the best clubs in portland and it is crowded most of the time. They have large variety of dancers, 3 of the four stages are always open. Private dance area is small. Food is good, though not the best, ful and nice bar. You...

Stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. Usually you can count on the 'Crop for at least a few good looking girls even in the afternoon, but that really wasn't true this time. One girl was missing a tooth, another had a gold tooth--you get the idea. ...

Went there and saw Aine, this tattooed dancer...one of the hottest there. This place seems to get better with time, as each time I go the girls are hotter....

On first sight, you may wonder how this club could rate and 8 from anyone. The exterior is painted in Greek-inspired blue and white stripes (the club's owner is of Greek ancestory, hence the name of the club) that do little to inspire. But it gets worse when you step...

Here on a Thursday night and the place is pretty busy. Three stages in use all evening. Female DJ (ok music; but her amplified voice is painfully loud). I prefer earlier in the week when the dancers pick and play their own CDs. Cover is now $4 Tuesday - Saturday....

This place looks more like a neighborhood biker 'hang out after work' bar than a cabaret type strip club. It is amazing that when you go in and only see four girls working that three of them can be 9s. The grub and beer are cheap and worth...

I live in San Diego, but every time i visit Portland, i MUST visit the Acropolis. It is a cramped club, but the quality of the women are outstanding and there is a lot of variety. It is also a very non-pushy atmosphere where you only get a...

Interesting little place. It was kind of like a cafe with a bar and a couple of dance stages. Kind of "rund down" looking. I went there just after the lunch hour and spent about 3 hours there. The weren't a lot of patrons, but maybe...

Went to the Crop on a recent Friday evening at about 7 pm. Mixed crowd, fairly blue collar, with a few girls in the audience (pretty common). The Acropolis is pretty much always the same--cheap cold drinks, dancers ranging from acceptable to very hot, and a run-down, feels-like-a-dive (because...

Here early on a Sunday night. The front parking lot was fairly full. Once inside I was surprised to see that few people were sitting at the stage. Most folks were sitting in the non-tipping areas, eating dinner. It was that way for the two hours that I was there....

This club looks like a hole from the outside and is not the best looking on the inside HOWEVER, they have awesome steaks and tons of other good food, decent drinks... from what I understand they have their own slaughter house or something but they're GOOD and CHEAP. House...

This is an interesting setting after going to clubs elsewhere in the US. It's more like a neighborhood bar with naked women (the club is nude) coupled with a good resteraunt. The steaks are pretty good and inexpensive. Waitstaff is pleasant and efficient. The beer is sold at the same...

A group of friends (ladies & gents) went for a tour, included Acropolis as one of the last stops. The place was heavily inundated with SE Asians (this is not a racial thing), there must have been a hundred. The parking lot was full of small death rockets!...

First time at this club. There are more "stages" here than most clubs I've been to. (at least 4 relatively large stages). The stages are basically rails that surround the dancing area... with a wide enough top that the dancers can get on the rails and lay...

The steak here is excellent and reasonably priced. There is this heavily tattooed brunette who got a lot of my cash (like taking candy from a baby)..do not remember her name. I wish their couch dance area was more private..but hey. ...

This is agreat little club for looking. Not high class by any means, kind of a blue collar club with great food. Although they have new cooks who haven't yet learned rare from well-done, and they are sooooo slow. Drinks are good! Ladies range more than...

Every time I come to Portland this place is on my list of things to do. Between the food and the great show this place rocks.

Spent about a four-hour lunch there earlier this month. Spent only a fraction of the money I would have back up...

Acropolis was one of the first strip clubs I visited in Portland. It isn't the classiest of places, but they do have a few things some of the other clubs don't. They actually serve full dinner types of food here with a full alcohol. The food and...

I stopped in here early on a Saturday evening, around 6pm. The place filled up and I didn't leave until about 9.

It's hard to find a girl who will do a private dance, and that should warn you that they're not worthwhile. The lap dances are a waste of money;...