The Acropolis is probably Portland's best-known...

The Acropolis is probably Portland's best-known strip club but depending on what exactly it is you're looking for out of your strip club experience, you may be better off at another joint. The club itself is easy enough to find (and seemingly packed even in the wee hours of a Saturday night) and once you're inside, it's bustling and bright with friendly staff and service. If you're recovering from a night on the town and you want to recover/refuel a bit while catching some eye candy on the side, you're probably at the right place. The food at Acropolis is surprisingly good (especially the steaks) and very affordable. It can be tricky finding a spot depending on what time you arrive but it's pretty easy to chill once you've settled in.<br>

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As for the dancers... well, the view you get is pretty unparalleled. If the idea of a naked girl dancing inches from your meal appeals to you, you'll love it here. But it's not as great as it seems. How much you enjoy it depends entirely on the quality and... um... "smell" of the dancer coming your way. Fortunately most don't come to strip clubs to eat, and the quality off the dancers on hand was generally pretty solid. On average a solid 7-8. Lap dances are affordable. The member of our party who got one said it was pretty tame, though, so take it for what it's worth. As in most places depends on the girl you find. Not a bad joint for a bite and some eye candy, but Portland has some other better options worth looking into if you just want to focus on the girls.