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Platinum Plus

West Columbia, SC

The good news is this club apparently has a strict policy that you can't dance in your second trimester or beyond. Everything else is a bit odd... but... if you can find the 1-2 diamonds…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Decided to try based on ratings and value score. Club is in a residential area, plenty of parking and well lit. The outside is nice - almost looks like a church though. Inside the club…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, OR

After a long day of work I decided to hit some clubs. Since I was in Beaverton I thought I'd give this one a try. It's located in between two stretches of auto dealerships in…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…