I came at the recommendation that...

I came at the recommendation that the food was really good for a club. The website misleads you to believe this is a Vegas-style club inside fashioned after the actual Acropolis when it's really just a bar. They did have two, count them---two, Greek-style plaster wall decorations. Upon entering, I questioned whether I should eat at a dirty looking place, but saw others eating, so I'd give it a try. Plus, you'll do unspeakable thing when you're starving. I caught a few interactions of the small Greek owner with the kitchen staff and found his attitude to be typical Greek, impatient and expecting more than he was willing to give (I lived in Greece for 4.5 years).<br>

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I wanted a cut above the $7 sirloin and asked about the house filet vs. the filet mignon. It turns out that the house filet is no filet at all, but rather a strip steak with bacon. Seeking a tender lean meat, I opted for the mignon (@ $11.50) knowing it's nearly impossible to ruin that cut. It came with a Wal-Mart frozen Texas toast and a naked baked potato that was surely a leftover from Saturday night. Nevertheless, the steak turned out OK and was edible. I didn't try the toast and only sampled the potato with butter. I usually eat my steak with salt and pepper only, but this didn't even have those. They supplied two house sauces to sample, but they were nothing more than watered down A-1 and Heinz. Oh well. Did I mention the unattractive waitress' breath smelling like d***? Major no-no when I'm hungry, even at noon on Sunday. I have 50 toothbrushes in the cabinet at home. I should have known to bring free samples.<br>

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They had 3 dancers on shift, all of whom were worth tipping. First was a curvy fake blonde with decent breasts and little cottage cheese. Second was a drunk Portland-type with a nice butt, no breasts, and a little pungent up close. The aroma of the dairy should end when the steak is slapped on the grille. She was drunk and a little confrontational with the patrons who chose to eat steak over tipping at the stage. It was pretty obvious she hadn't slept that much the night before. Drunk girls can be funny, though. The third was a fit brunette with a nice body but no breasts. She was pleasant to talk to and I bought a couple of dances from her.<br>