5th Alarm Lounge Reviews

I recently moved to Western Mass from Boston a few months ago for school. I read about this place previous on TUSCL, and being that there aren't really many clubs in this area (that I know about at least) I decided to give it a shot one afternoon with a...

This place is usually a hit or a miss. Went the on a Friday and got there about 10, it wasn't too packed so got to sit at the bar and have a couple drinks. Drinks aren't that expensive, beers are 5 buck and the bartenders are really nice once...

Have been here various times but decided to review this place again. This s time there were plenty of girls but even though the quantity went up the quality wnt way down. This time it seems the more pounds the better. Most girls were very oversight and non white. I...

By far the most mileage/$ establishment in Springfield. 50/50 mix of white and black girls, mostly middle attractive, all willing to do just about anything for a couple of bucks onstage, or a couple of twenties in the back room.

Arrived early evening, immediately approached w/ stripper handshake by a freindly...

Well, it had been over a year since I'd last been in-- and I was visiting the great pizza joint just up the street. Figured I'd check the place out, and see if anything had changed. WOW.

The club is still dingy, tired and a bit dirty. Parking...

This is a decent place during the day. At night, the parking is a bit scary, as homeless people come up to you and demand $. The bar setup is great though- the girls are at eye level and can come right up to you. During the day, there is...

On this visit I was surprisd. The location and parking lot is not very good. Since it was still early in the afternoon parking was not yet a problem. The homeless people will a lways be there you just have to ignore them.<br>
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There were many girls there and on this...

The Fifth Alarm is hit or miss. More often miss than hit.<br>
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That has been the case the past few visits. First, the parking lot. The extended Winter has seemingly pushed the homeless junkies back into the shelter next door for warmth, but I expect that gift to...

I stop by the Fifth Alarm every once in a while when I am in the Western part of the state. Good mix of ethnicities and sizes. The women that have danced at the bar forr me have always been very friendly.. The bartenders are always nice and the...

Not sure why I stopped other to check the place out. Glad I did in the afternoon nights in that area is not the place to be. Got there around 2 so there was no cover and thankful for that.
Three dancers and no customers. Looking at the dancers...

I do not know why I keep coming back. The parking lot is scary because of the beggars on the street. The all want a buck to watch your car. Once in the club it is fairly dark. The drinks are reasonably priced just like all their other sister club.

The...

I think it had been about 6 months since I'd visited, so I decided to at least have a beer while I was close by.

Not much had changed since my last visit. Only a few "regulars" in the club, and mostly the same dancers as last time, if I...

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til mid-evening so got to see both shifts. I think the dancer qulity has improved with fewer heavies. Drug usage continues to be a problem with one short white dancer reacting from fresh usage, later when she had come down a little she claimed it...

I do not know why I keep returning to this club lately it keeps getting more disappointing every time. The drinks are decently priced but the music is too loud. The parking lot is scary with many beggars present.

Although there were many girls present most did not seem interested in...

Visited this club for the first time. It dose not look like much fro the outside, much seedier than the two clubs down the street. Almost uncomfortable for a midde aged white guy. Went in anyway. As soon as you walk in you are greeted by...

After having read the reviews for Springfield clubs and since it is a 20 minute ride from my office to Anthony's, I decided to give the 5th Alarm a shot during lunch. It is less than 10 minutes from work, so a visit easily fit in an hour's lunch....

One of my friends was in town and he always likes to go to the 5th. I let him convince me to visit last weekend, and was very disappointed-- but not surprised. I hadn't been there for quite a while and not much has changed. Same group...

I visited this club on a Thur afternoon from 2-4. It is in a very bad part of town-urban squalor with homeless people (I think) walking through the parking lot. Parking lot is clearly visible from the road and that was a plus for me because it felt safe in...

I do not know why I keep returning to this club. Every time I am here I leave and say I will not return. This used to be one of my favorites. The parking lot is scary because of the homeless people. They come and beg for money.

Once inside the...

Enjoyed my visit to the 5th Alarm. As always there were a variety of dancers to view and choose from. A couple plain and chunky white girls, two attractive and personable black girls, plus a few others both WOC, Hispanic an White. The nice thing about the Fifth...

As I read a prior review, I like the "one-beer hourglass" strategy here; where a poster stated that if after one beer nothing has tickled his fancy, he leaves.

That's a great rule - especially at the Fifth Alarm. As of late, it seems the quality of dancer has declined....

Went here for the first time last Sunday afternoon. Went in not expecting much...and I wasn't disappointed. The dancers were average, not one stood out to me. The dances were also average, nothing to make me go back for more. The atmosphere sucked. There were only four people inside including...

This club is a crap shot. Some days you can strike gold, others sheer disappointment. The building itself is kind of rundown but they have been renovating since the summer. The biggest downfall is that it's right next door to a homeless shelter and after you park the beggars swarm...

I spent several hours here Saturday afternoon, probably from 2 t0 6. Huge lineup of dancers with 8 to 9 out every 20 to 30 minute shift. It's very easy to hold on to your money here all you need to do is say you're not dancing and you're left...

This place really depends on the dancer(s). I've have literally been going to the Fifth Alarm (on and off) for 25 years! It has always been the biggest dive strip joint in Springfield, so get over it. When in Rome.... When in the biggest dive.... ...