Reviews

Over the past year the reviews for 5th alarm have been getting increasingly worse. There are very few good qualities left that made the old 5th a worth while stop. Every three months or…

I went to the 5th Alarm this afternoon for the first time in at least 1. 5 months. It was dramatically different from what I remembered. They now have a metal detector that you walk…

I should have checked the recent reviews...

My crazy friend convinced me to check it out. He said his last visit, maybe six months ago, was great. My last one was awful.

Got two beers.…

Brutal. And it just keeps getting more brutal.

Did I mention this place has gotten brutal? Which is sad, because I used to like this place - up to about a year ago. Since that time,…

I've always found someone to enjoy time with at Fifth Alarm but this afternoon trip turned out to be extra dry. Sat with my beer for about 15 to 20 min before I even…

As a dancer who has been around 4 a while.. I used 2 luv this club.. It was like cheers with naked chiks. Between the old and new managers this place has gone down…

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a…

Should have had a clue when there were only 3 cars in the parking lot. This time at least nobody fromthe homelesswas there to bother you. Walked in and right away noticed that there were…

Heard a bunch of stuff both good and bad so I went to check it out. Brought a friend with me but there wasn't a whole lot going on. Only a few girls were working.…

A friend wanted to meet me at there one day just after Xmas-- he was getting off work early. I walked in between 3-4 in the afternoon. The place was dead, only about…

Been to Fifth Alarm a few times over the years. It's a hit or miss depending on the night. If you catch it on a good night you will have a fantastic time. The stage…

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At first I was disappointed and wanted to leave.…