5th Alarm Lounge Reviews

After the holiday I thought I would take drive to the 5th just to to get out since essentially the holiday festivities were over.
There were several cars in the parking lot but the over flow area across the street only had a couple of cars there. So I thought...

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the mid-1980s. The layout hasn't changed. But good god, these men who are dancing on...

Arrived around 330 in the afternoon. parked in front of the club (parking for 15 cars) with large parking across the street. enter through a metal detector but not operating during the day.

Bathrooms to the right when you enter. Clean enough but small. Pool table directly in...

It’s been awhile since I checked out this club to see what change. The massage table was replaced by a not so private lapdancer area with uncomfortable benches and no privacy. There were 7 girls there 2 were 8s, 1 was a 5 and the remaining 4 were unremarkable to...

So went as took a break on our casino trip to check out the local entertainment. It's a bit of a bike from the MGM over to the not exactly thriving area where the strip clubs are, but it was 't not enough to slow us down.

We planned to...

Went early afternoon, at least 7 girls working but most either looked like junkies or were old/fat. Beer was cold, I had a corona that was $6. Bartender had a nice body but was so ghetto it put me off.
Music was ok but the corner where I...

I stopped by this club for the first time in quite a while, I went to the bar to buy a drink. There were only two other customers sitting at the bar. There were three dancers present including one I think is called venom. I thought she was attractive had...

Stopped by this club to see what’s new. Major mistake!! Only 3 ladies working two were big women and the other was apparently ok but was busy with her regular. It appears that they replaced the pole with a swing and floor mats. What’s up with that? Also, I...

Stopped by to see what’s new, spoke to one friendly dancer who showed me around after their remodel. I should mention that the dancer wasn’t my type and the others were busy with their regulars. But they didn’t look to bad. I’ll probably go back again. I think the LDs...

have gone to this club several times wishing it would be like it was before but not this time. the club has one large dance floor with about 30 seats around the stage. bathrooms are to the right as you enter the club. you go through a...

Was in the area again and decided to stop in again and give it another chance. Got there around 1230 in the afternoon and only 2 dancers there. In the next hour another 6 showed up mostly in the 5*6 range. Club has done some changes which...

was in Springfield for a meeting and decided i would see if it was open. a big sign by the door says opens at 11. it was 1230 so went in, only person in the bar with 4 dancers there, 2 on stage 2 sitting. they have been...

Over the past year the reviews for 5th alarm have been getting increasingly worse. There are very few good qualities left that made the old 5th a worth while stop. Every three months or so I try to stop in during the lunch hour hoping for a bit of...

I went to the 5th Alarm this afternoon for the first time in at least 1. 5 months. It was dramatically different from what I remembered. They now have a metal detector that you walk thru as you enter (I don't know how sensitive it is since I left my...

I should have checked the recent reviews...

My crazy friend convinced me to check it out. He said his last visit, maybe six months ago, was great. My last one was awful.

Got two beers. Stayed about 20 mins. Saw about 5 really ugly chicks. One spent...

Brutal. And it just keeps getting more brutal.

Did I mention this place has gotten brutal? Which is sad, because I used to like this place - up to about a year ago. Since that time, it's been on a downhill slide with no stop in sight. I've been in this...

I've always found someone to enjoy time with at Fifth Alarm but this afternoon trip turned out to be extra dry. Sat with my beer for about 15 to 20 min before I even saw a dancer. Eventually a 6 white girl showed up and exposed her wares. Saw...

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a fun place to visit as part fo the Mardi Gras group - where dancers of...

Should have had a clue when there were only 3 cars in the parking lot. This time at least nobody fromthe homelesswas there to bother you. Walked in and right away noticed that there were only 3 other people besides me. The music was extremely loud. There were 3 dancers...

Heard a bunch of stuff both good and bad so I went to check it out. Brought a friend with me but there wasn't a whole lot going on. Only a few girls were working. It was ok, so I bought a few drinks to help out with the mood....

A friend wanted to meet me at there one day just after Xmas-- he was getting off work early. I walked in between 3-4 in the afternoon. The place was dead, only about 3-4 customers-- and one woman on stage. Ugly is the first word that comes...

Been to Fifth Alarm a few times over the years. It's a hit or miss depending on the night. If you catch it on a good night you will have a fantastic time. The stage is basically the table top of the bar thats in the center of the room....

If you are reading this, you go to these clubs for a reason. You don't want to waste your time with places that do not produce.
GO HERE!
At first I was disappointed and wanted to leave. Suddenly a somewhat cute girl walked in from the back. We made some...

This was my second all time visit here. My last visit was nearly two years ago. I was passing by and even though I said I would never go again, I figured what the heck, if it sucks I will just leave.
Just like the last...