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Holiday Humdrum

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After the holiday I thought I would take drive to the 5th just to to get out since essentially the holiday festivities were over. There were several cars in the parking lot but the over…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 6 yrs ago

Brutal bar way past it's hey day.

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the mid-1980s.…

CtDanCtDanElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago2

Slow Wed

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Arrived around 330 in the afternoon. parked in front of the club (parking for 15 cars) with large parking across the street. enter through a metal detector but not operating during the day. Bathrooms…

GrayFoxGrayFoxVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago1

Sometimes you just can’t lapdance!

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

It’s been awhile since I checked out this club to see what change. The massage table was replaced by a not so private lapdancer area with uncomfortable benches and no privacy. There were 7 girls…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 6 yrs ago

The good times didn't really roll

★★★★★★★3.3/10

So went as took a break on our casino trip to check out the local entertainment. It's a bit of a bike from the MGM over to the not exactly thriving area where the strip…

flunkeeflunkeeContributor· 6 yrs ago

Sketchy area and lot.

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Went early afternoon, at least 7 girls working but most either looked like junkies or were old/fat. Beer was cold, I had a corona that was $6. Bartender had a nice body but…

Lurker999Lurker999· 7 yrs ago1

Early Afternoon Visit

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I stopped by this club for the first time in quite a while, I went to the bar to buy a drink. There were only two other customers sitting at the bar. There were three…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 7 yrs ago

Should’ve bothered!

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Stopped by this club to see what’s new. Major mistake!! Only 3 ladies working two were big women and the other was apparently ok but was busy with her regular. It appears that they…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 7 yrs ago2

New Hours check

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stopped by to see what’s new, spoke to one friendly dancer who showed me around after their remodel. I should mention that the dancer wasn’t my type and the others were busy with their regulars.…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 7 yrs ago

tried again

★★★★★★★4.0/10

have gone to this club several times wishing it would be like it was before but not this time. the club has one large dance floor with about 30 seats around the stage.…

GrayFoxGrayFoxVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago

Tried again

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Was in the area again and decided to stop in again and give it another chance. Got there around 1230 in the afternoon and only 2 dancers there. In the next hour another…

GrayFoxGrayFoxVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago

Opened At Noon

★★★★★★★3.7/10

was in Springfield for a meeting and decided i would see if it was open. a big sign by the door says opens at 11. it was 1230 so went in, only person in…

GrayFoxGrayFoxVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago

No Longer Open At Noon

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Over the past year the reviews for 5th alarm have been getting increasingly worse. There are very few good qualities left that made the old 5th a worth while stop. Every three months or…

funtimepetefuntimepeteVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Back to the 5th again

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went to the 5th Alarm this afternoon for the first time in at least 1. 5 months. It was dramatically different from what I remembered. They now have a metal detector that you walk…

Gene66Gene66Contributor· 9 yrs ago2

What was I thinking??

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I should have checked the recent reviews... My crazy friend convinced me to check it out. He said his last visit, maybe six months ago, was great. My last one was awful. Got two beers.…

rossiterrossiterVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago1

Where are the dancers

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Brutal. And it just keeps getting more brutal. Did I mention this place has gotten brutal? Which is sad, because I used to like this place - up to about a year ago. Since that time,…

CtDanCtDanElite Reviewer· 9 yrs ago1

Disappointed

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I've always found someone to enjoy time with at Fifth Alarm but this afternoon trip turned out to be extra dry. Sat with my beer for about 15 to 20 min before I even…

smileytsmileytVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

The dirty nickel

★★★★★★★3.7/10

As a dancer who has been around 4 a while.. I used 2 luv this club.. It was like cheers with naked chiks. Between the old and new managers this place has gone down…

TifztitzTifztitz· 9 yrs ago

Seems to be going downhill

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a…

CtDanCtDanElite Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

another disappointment

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Should have had a clue when there were only 3 cars in the parking lot. This time at least nobody fromthe homelesswas there to bother you. Walked in and right away noticed that there were…

max2max2Veteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Heard mixed reviews, so I brought a friend :)

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Heard a bunch of stuff both good and bad so I went to check it out. Brought a friend with me but there wasn't a whole lot going on. Only a few girls were working.…

dude911dude911· 10 yrs ago

What was I thinking...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

A friend wanted to meet me at there one day just after Xmas-- he was getting off work early. I walked in between 3-4 in the afternoon. The place was dead, only about…

rossiterrossiterVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago

Fifth Alarm Review

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Been to Fifth Alarm a few times over the years. It's a hit or miss depending on the night. If you catch it on a good night you will have a fantastic time. The stage…

anom203anom203· 10 yrs ago

In town for a short stay

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

If you are reading this, you go to these clubs for a reason. You don't want to waste your time with places that do not produce. GO HERE! At first I was disappointed and wanted to leave.…

blknailmanblknailman· 10 yrs ago

This was my second all time...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my second all time visit here. My last visit was nearly two years ago. I was passing by and even though I said I would never go again, I figured what…

funtimepetefuntimepeteVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago
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