Haven Place Go-Go Bar Reviews

Ah, Haven Place. Blue collar neighborhood, free onsite parking, no cover, no security. For a while there, you used to be such a terrible place to spend time. Disinterested over the hill (Cathy, Princess) and/or overly inked (Niki, Malibu, Sydni, Stormy) or I just plain wasn't interested (Sweetie, Sparkle, Shay)...

Ample parking and no cover which is a nice start. Bar has a cheers kinda feel to it. Both the owner and the bartender were very friendly. A lot of the customers seemed to be regulars. Everything is all cash, and if you forget cash there...

Went here out of boredom and the purpose of getting off in some sort of way. Walked in around 10. There were 5 other pls, surprisingly and about 7 girls. 3 of the girls looked like the walking dead. Nodding off at the bar and jukebox. But as I was...

It's more of a neighborhood dive bar atmosphere than a strip club. I see mostly the same people evertime I go. Drinks are cheap for a strip club, beers are $5 liquor is $7-$10.

Lap dances are $100 and are downstairs in the basement. There is no security or anyone watching...

After a few unspectacular visits to Night Shift without the desired result (sigh... that place should be so much better than it is, but that's another discussion, feel free to message if you'd like to have said discussion) I turned once again to Haven Place wondering if maybe something (or...

Crumbling under the stresses of life, I returned to Haven Place recently hoping for a pleasurable escape. HP is the same dump it's always been (looks like they got new barstools, everything else is the same dump it's always been- aging wood, neon beer signs, disgusting bathroom). No cover. No...

Two of us went there on a Thursday night around 10:00 p.m. I think it is fair to surmise my review by saying that it was refreshing to be at a club that was low-key and seemingly not prodding patrons into frenetic cash flinging.
The parking lot is behind the club...

Haven Place has gone downhill from last year, and there's not a whole lot of hill left. This review combines two visits in Summer 2023.

HP opens at 7PM but the girls begin around 8. I arrived on my most recent visit (punctual as usual) at 6:55. The parking lot already...

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits.

Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then the following Thurs) in July, so it was still light out, and left around 11PM...

My favorite spot to visit. Low-key and decided. If you like the vibe of a bar with locals and naked women, this is your place. Parking can be had a block up the road if it's not a busy night. Otherwise, pay to park in the back of the club...

The parking lot was full, so I parked on Haven Street. But I was surprised when I went in the bar and it did not seem crowded. But there were more dancers than I had ever seen here before: at least 6. Some of them were sitting at the bar...

After Tony's Place had no dancers, I wandered back to the Haven just as they were opening. Within fifteen minutes of opening time, the first dancer hit the stage. Haven Place has the usual three songs per dancer, with the first in their outfit, the second topless, and the third...

Wow! This place is in bad shape. There used to be some decent dancers who made the trip to dive-bar land fun. They're gone. I wish I knew where dancers like Nicole and Chelsea ended up. Now, we just have the mix of dancers who are either too old,...

This place sits on the corner of Haven and Baltimore streets with the entrance to their small parking lot on Haven.

As you walk in, there is a small bar that stretches along the left side of the wall to the back of the club. There are maybe a...

I stopped in late on a Sunday, I was surprised they were even open. There were around 4 customers, so there were plenty of empty seats at the bar. I grabbed a beer and went to the small square stage to tip. There was a blonde woman definitely over 40...

Doesn’t look like much from the outside but not bad inside. Brighter than typical clubs and has a lot of brick and blonde wood as opposed to flat black and neon.
From the parking lot I saw into the club and some dancer was topless for all to see.
Went inside and...

I've always admired this place because it is the opposite of the shakedown you've come to expect. Headed over there last Thursday late and was not disappointed. The girls are hot (at least 4 out of 5 dancers) and the drinks are $4, just like the girl's drinks. Lapdances are...

This isnt a stripclub, but a dive bar with naked girls in the background. Patrons are lowkey and drinks are cheap. I was there and saw about 5 differents girls dance. None are 10s, couple were cute. A skinny blonde was lively and for a few dollars you got...

Most of the girls here aren’t close to being 10’s, but it is fun - not like a Block vibe at all. They aren’t going to pressure you for lap dances, rooms, or drinks. With $4 beers, It can be a fun place to hang out, but if you are...

Decent little bar in a not so great place of Baltimore. Bottled beers are only $4 and the girls are decent--they get fully naked also. If you are in the area then it could be worth some time to develop some relationships but not worth the drive otherwise. Spoke to...

Everyone says it but there's no better way to describe this club than a neighborhood bar that just happens to have strippers. It's usually a friendly vibe and that was true when I went on a recent Thursday night. Drinks aren't any more expensive than you would find at a...

The Haven feels like an old Baltimore neighborhood corner bar that just happens to have a tiny stage and a strip pole.

No cover. Standard bar drink prices.

Walk-up stage provides good value for a dollar or two.

Dancer turnover is high. One or two looongterm career dancers. The BEST...

$4 beers. Drinks for dancers are the same price. Full nudity. No pressure. The have a few dancers who are really good. The one with the "You Wish" tattoo looks like she's in her late thirties, a little rough around the edges, but guess what? She's a stripper at a...

Been a few times, but most recently on Thursday. This is a dive bar, which is a good thing if you ask me. Small, low key place. No DJ. Dancers pick songs on an old CD wall jukebox. Stage at the end of the bar. Most of the dancers did...

Went here a few months ago at the end of the night for a bachelor party. It's pretty much a dive bar that happens to have nude women walking around. Pretty laid back atmosphere. The drinks were pretty inexpensive for a strip club. The girls were decent looking and weren't...