Haven Place Go-Go Bar
400 N. Haven St. Baltimore, MD 21224

Maybe too divey

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Jasdoit
Feb 2, 2026, 1:58 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This isn’t a strip club so much as a classic dive bar with naked dancers in the background. The crowd is pretty low-key, the drinks are cheap, and the vibe is relaxed. While I was there, about five different girls danced. None were knock-out 10s, but a couple were cute. One skinny blonde in particular brought good energy, and for a few bucks you got a playful bit of interaction (one guy definitely got more than he expected).

 

The stage has a small fence around it, but that didn’t slow the dancers down much—legs and the occasional cheek over the fence were pretty common as they worked for tips. It’s not a place for lap dances, but some of the girls made their way around the bar and were friendly and chatty.

 

I grabbed a couple of beers, enjoyed the people-watching, then headed up the street to livelier spots. Overall, a cheap, casual stop if you’re in the area and curious.

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Maybe too divey