Paradise Reviews

This club a decent club. I arrived around 7 pm and stayed until 10. When I got there about 3 other guys in the club. It did pick up a little but not much....maybe most people in the club when i was there was 15...

Stopped in on a Wednesday night as I was passing through MN on my way to SD. The physical club is typical of what you find in small Midwestern towns. There's a pretty decent bar with very reasonable drink prices (I think it was 2 beers for $5). The stage...

Like most outskirts clubs...Paradise is a crap ass hole in the wall type bar. As far as the customer end...drinks are reasonably priced..beer was 3.50, cocktails were fairly strong and around 5 bucks. The girls are rather lackluster. These type of clubs usually just the little hoodie chicks/ newbie strippers...

I gave this place a bad review not long ago. Boy have things changed here! Same crappy bar & management, but this time there was at least 15 dancers working. I'd say 10 were black & 5 were white. There were only a couple of dogs among them. Most of...

GIRLS are very good looking friendly and not pushy. security and bartenders are awesome also and always on top of the action. Got there at 6:00 was kind of dead in the place, most girls were just sitting around chatting with customers, friends. One named Kristy I think...

I was in here a couple of times while working in the area & this bar has really gone down hill. First, I couldn't even tell the bar was open until I opened the door. The neon signs were off & there was no music playing as I walked up....

Visited the paradise as I was passing trough to Minneapolis. Definitely weirdest atmosphere I've ever been to visiting a strip club. Felt like I had to knock on a secret door in order to get to the back room. Kinda cool actually. There were 3 dancers working...

My first visit. Until I got right to the door, and could hear the music, I thought the club was closed. Basically an old bar with a semi-open VIP room on one side and a very high stage just beyond it. Nothing fancy but it was responsibly...

Was passing through town and decided to stop in and see what this place was like. It really depends on what your looking for but its more of a bar then a strip club I would say. I was there around 9 PM or so and there wasn't...

It used to be hey Rubes, back in the day. Now it's owned by a pretty hot chick, but the vibe has gotten weird. All of the black girls are working to get you OTC, at the local sleaze bag motel. Beer is cold and cheap, and...

In a word this place was odd. There were like 4 girls working, 3 black girls and 1 white girl. No one was on stage, ever. 3 girls came out of the dressing room at once and I had to suggest to one of them that someone dance. She asked...

I get thru Austin every so often and a stop at Paradise Island is always on my agenda. They have remodeled the restroom and replaced the metal trough with a real urinal. Happy hour means $2.50 bottles of beer and discounted rail drinks until 6pm. Dancers at Paradise...

I think the last review below was for a different club. There is no store - never a cover - and no $10 dances. Went in on a snowy Thursday - not expecting much, and it fulfilled my expectations. Lap dances area is on a raised beaded stage...

I was in here last week. I came in around 7:30 and stayed for a few hours. Atmosphere was fairly decent. Actually the club exceeded my expectations on the "not-a-dump" factor for the location. Better maintenance of club and cleaner than last Summers trip. Had to lower rating to 6...

Paradise is now the only strip club in Austin. The other strip club across the parking lot closed several months ago and is now torn down. Paradise used to be called "Hey Rube's" and that is still painted on the parking lot door. That's your only clue where to enter....

An update on this joint. They have remodeled. The interior designer favored early american plywood for the theme. But seriously - the bathroom is much better. Not much else has changed - except that they now have some white girls dancing in addition to the Milwaukee...

The club itself is a bit run down - to say the least. The bar extends along the front 2/3rd of the building - the stage is in the back third, along with plastic chairs. The LD area is a raised area right in front of the bar...

The name says it all this place is a paradise! I deduct one point for being right across the street from the cop shop. Plenty of parking beers are 3-5 bucks and the girls even give you recomendations on local places to stay. Girls of all shapes...

Paradise used to be called "Hey Rube's" and that is still painted on the back door. That's your only clue where to enter. When you enter, you're going to pass the restrooms on the left. The bar itself is run down with cheap plastic outdoor chairs from like Wal-Mart to...

This is not a particularly pretty place. A big bar to sit at, a decidedly non surly bartender - no idea where the previous posters comments came from. Stage is in the back, with hard chairs all around. Lap dance area is a raised area right in...

The club itself needs some sprucing up. I did notice they painted the bathrooms and are adding some brighter accents around the club. They have a costume case by Hottiegirl Apparel-I think that a dancer named Stephanie owns the outfits. It is awesome to see the girls in new sexy...

We stopped by at about 10 PM on a weeknight. The place has changed its name to "Paradise" and is no longer "Hey Rube"

Girls,,, maybe 2 to 4,,, three black and one white, pretty poor dancers and personalities. There were only two other patrons in the place....