Smiles Nightclub Reviews

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review
11 years ago
Haven't been here in a while....
Haven't been here in a while. I have to be in the area later in the evening. So this time I could get there at 10:30 and the place was with people. You...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
11 years ago
Arrived at the club and could...
Arrived at the club and could hardly find it. It's located in a small hole in the wall strip mall and looked a little sketchy. Walked inside and was greeted by the bouncer and paid...
jkey84
review
11 years ago
Havnt been to Smiles for a...
Havnt been to Smiles for a while, but can be assured not much will change. Actually now can see three VIP dance areas ($100 for fifteen minutes) which are being advertised with an...
Dude2
review
11 years ago
Its basically a hole in the...
Its basically a hole in the wall in terms of strip clubs. Dancers for the most part are older im assuming in there 30's. Some of them you can obviously smell the smoke from...
cptbolt
review
12 years ago
Well..won't go back here again. ...
Well..won't go back here again. Physical club...poorly lit, and uncomfortable chairs. Feels very slapped together. Talked to one of the dancers and the owner doesn't put any money back into the...
IsThisAJ0ke
New York
review
12 years ago
First time coming here and I...
First time coming here and I had a really great time. Me and a few of my buddies came out to celebrate a friends birthday after having drinks earlier in the night. ...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Second time at a strip club,...
Second time at a strip club, first time at Smiles. There were about 10 girls there. All of them looking pretty decent to hot. I was surprised there were no actual dances on the...
Shortcamo02
review
12 years ago
This club is pretty decent. I...
This club is pretty decent. I usually don't ever do strip clubs but there's one particular performer I don't mind spending a little money on. Also this club is extremely military friendly (im active...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Stopped in last Friday evening around...
Stopped in last Friday evening around 8:15. This is after trying to find this place. The GPS is no help, and I have been here before. So, I arrived and there...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
12 years ago
This club looks very divey, but...
This club looks very divey, but looks are deceiving. Then the dancers are not on stage they walk around a sit on your lap and grind for about $1 every 30 seconds. ...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Hit the address into my GPS,...
Hit the address into my GPS, which brought me somewhat close. Itâ€™s located in a strip mall, on a hill. It was Friday night around 11ish and I was...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
New manager/owner brought in some new...
New manager/owner brought in some new talent to add to the standby's. None are knockouts but most attractive. Seems to.be heavy on the blondes these days. However, bright lights in the...
Dude2
review
13 years ago
This is a dive and the...
This is a dive and the girls rANGE A 3-8, but they had many to choose from. They also need to dim the lights. $10.00 cover $20.00 dances. they will...
verizon
if I only had game
review
13 years ago
This club is a little hard...
This club is a little hard to find. Drive southeast on NY 376 for a mile and a half from the intersection of NY 113, County 77 and NY 376. the club...
Stu815
Maryland
review
13 years ago
In a shopping strip mall conveniently...
In a shopping strip mall conveniently next to a barber shop. At night just one bar open.so easy to find a spot. Almost never more than 10 customers at a time so always...
Dude2
review
13 years ago
I forget what night it was...
I forget what night it was but all i can say is the girls at this club are fantastic. But when you get a lap dance be prepared to say thank you to the...
dadisretired
review
13 years ago
Finding the place is always a...
Finding the place is always a challenge. The address on the TUSCL listing, when Goggled brings you about a mile away from the actual place. If you click on â€œview mapâ€ on...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
13 years ago
Went on a friday night. There...
Went on a friday night. There wasnt as many people as I thought there would be, but the girls were very friendly and so was the bar tender, she was a doll. Alot of...
bigboi845
review
13 years ago
Iâ€™ve gone regularly for the...
Iâ€™ve gone regularly for the past few months and found the club to be an enjoyable place to hang out. The manager (Collin) has always been cool to chat with and the...
D..man
review
14 years ago
Me and a buddy have been...
Me and a buddy have been lookin' for a place to go since we moved up to the Hudson Valley from NYC. Finally got a boys night out to take a trip to...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
I went there at about 1am...
I went there at about 1am last night thinking it would be open for another hour so i would just hang out and not spend to much money, it was open until 4 and...
YoungCatch
review
14 years ago
Older non alcohol club that...
Older non alcohol club that is only open at night. Had fun spending a little money for some grind action next to a square stage. It has a neighborhood feel to it with...
Cuddle
review
15 years ago
went on friday nite the usal...
went on friday nite the usal small amout of people same girls but then all i need to say was holly was working she had em lined up waitng for her shes the coolest...
bonerboy1156
review
15 years ago
I have fun every time I...
I have fun every time I go. Holly, Jess and Jaz are favorites. Very classy ladies. All the ladies are great but those are my favorites. The ladies are all very special. $1 dances...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
went on a friday nite again...
went on a friday nite again there were more girls than guys the selection of girls was mixed but again not to many hotties noticed a petite blonde who came out of lapdance...
bonerboy1156