Smiles Nightclub Reviews

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review
15 years ago
not to many hotties here one...
not to many hotties here one pam anderson wanna bee but holly gives lap dance thats as hot ans sexy as her body paris the bartender ex dancer would be great addition to list...
bonerboy1156
review
15 years ago
I haven't been here in years...
I haven't been here in years and the talent has definitely gone considerably down.There was maybe a total of 3 patrons in there on a Saturday night when I saw that I knew something...
jayson75
New York
review
15 years ago
What a strange place! First...
What a strange place! First of all, it's in a strip mall, but there's literally no sign for the club. It doesn't open until 8:00, and until it does, there's no indication...
marhenhuh
Florida
review
16 years ago
I came in late on a...
I came in late on a thursday, got hit with cover (5) and paid for a water (3). There were few girls and fewer clients and all in all it looked like a beat...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
The place has not changed at...
The place has not changed at all since my last review, except weekend admission is now $10. Being a Friday night there was about a dozen girls on, same sorts of mix from...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
17 years ago
Stopped in on a Thursday evening...
Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 9:00. There were 5 girls and 8 guys. For the hour-ish that I was there, there were guys coming and going. $5 cover weekdays,...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
17 years ago
I've been going to smiles for...
I've been going to smiles for several years. love the lap dances $20 for one song and no pressure for an additional. my favorite dancers for lap dances are Holly and Nikki...
JOEFROMPOTOWN
review
17 years ago
Was there last night (Tuesday) at...
Was there last night (Tuesday) at 10pm. $5 admission and a soda is $3. There were about 20 guys but only 4 girls. 3 skinny white ones and 1 overweight black girl. ...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
18 years ago
not bad for a cold night...
not bad for a cold night in P'keepsie !! don't use the map from here to locae -- club is on the east side of the airport in a strip (duh) mall. little signage paid...
Squick
review
18 years ago
This is a most interesting place....
This is a most interesting place. It looks like a cellar rec room from the 1960's. Complete with wooden walls and a wood paneled ceiling. They are around 25 years old,...
Joe from NJ
New York
review
19 years ago
This is a mediocre club. I mean,...
This is a mediocre club. I mean, do not go there unless you are bored to tears and happen too be close by. Girls were somewhat in the chunky side. But not too bad. More...
romantictx
review
19 years ago
Visited the club on Monday night...
Visited the club on Monday night about 8:30. I was the first one in the club with 3 dancers. $5 cover 1 drink min. The girls come out and...
Lance108
New Jersey here
review
19 years ago
This club is located in a...
This club is located in a strip center and you can miss it if you are not looking for Smiles. It is a No Alcohol-no smoking club. Entry is $5 plus $3...
ty
Illinois
review
20 years ago
I don't understand why thee are...
I don't understand why thee are not more posts here. Went to this club last friday night after visiting others in area. Should have came to this club first. This is still...
traveler11
Georgia
review
20 years ago
It's been years since I was...
It's been years since I was here, but this was one of the best places in Upstate NY to go to. Anyone been here lately who can give an update?...
traveler11
Georgia
review
20 years ago
I haven't been here in a...
I haven't been here in a while, but last time I was there the dancers were average at best. It is an all nude club catering mostly to the stage show. If...
funfrombehind2003