Smiles Nightclub
1820 NY-376 #13 Poughkeepsie, NY 12603

Hit the address into my GPS,...

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tuscl
Oct 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Hit the address into my GPS, which brought me somewhat close. It’s located in a strip mall, on a hill. It was Friday night around 11ish and I was greeted by the door man who took a $10 cover. You are also obligated to buy one drink ($3) and I tipped the bar tender as well. No alcohol here but there is a bar walking distance away or you can parking lot flask your way to alcoholism :D Either way, the no alcohol thing wasn’t a big deal to me.

Sat myself down and began to attract a lot of “dollar dance” attention. Most of the girls would skip conversation and start grinding. Then they would pull out their thong looking for a dollar. Not all bad but call me a romantic I’d like to know your name and maybe have the chance to tell you I’m not interested. Typical stage bar layout w/ very awkward(blinding) lighting. Nice musical selection though.

Moved myself around a bit, talked to the bartender, and just about every girl in the place. I was left feeling like the last McDonald's drive thru order I made passed for better conversation. At this point, I felt my retinas burning from amount of black light in the place so I decided on a $100 15 minute VIP dance.

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