Reviews

Haven't been to Smiles in a long time so decided to stop by as I haven't been to a club in a few months. This visit basically cemented why I don't go to this club…

arrived around 9PM. no security at the door. I went in and a guy came to the front. i paid $20 to get in and he told me there would be a one drink minimum…

I been here before as it's the most local place in my area. But I haven't been in a while so went last night to see what the vibe was. Place: Club is located in a…

Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in to…

I haven't been to Smiles in a while and figured what the hell why not take a trip last night. They have gone through a lot of different things over the past 3 years. New…

I have reviewed this place a couple of times before over my tenure here at TUSCL but wanted to report in on my experience here last night. Not really going to mention entry fee, dance…

A friend of mine texted me around 8pm last night and said he wanted to check out the Smiles reopening. This is one of the local Hudson Valley clubs that has been closed for almost…

This was my first time coming here since back before it was completely renovated. I had heard they were going to have Jessie Jane and figured what the hell. It was a raining extremely hard so…

On first arrival, it's in a busy strip mall and looks more like an arcade on the outside then strip club. Upon going in you are greeted by a bouncer behind a desk the looks…

Have not been here in about 5 months. Heard that the renovations were done and I was in the area on a Thursday night around 10, so I stopped by. Renovations are done - it no…

Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are. Total renovation…

Stopper by with a buddy, got there about 10pm. Paid $10 cover and $3 for a bottled water and took a seat. Other than 1 other lounge lizard, we were the only ones present. About…

Stopped by one evening passing through town. Not much else in the area to select from. Paid the cover and purchased the required drink. Water as this was a non alcohol place.…

I have been to Smiles a few times over the last few years. It is a hit or miss place. I have had some great visits and some less than exciting ones. The entrance fee…

I finally got the chance to experience this place. A friend of mine had told me he had gone often back in the day and said it used to be a really great spot. In…

Although it's a bit of a drive, it sounded like an interesting place. I arrived about 8:20 and the only one in the place. I saw a couple decent girls in a car…

Came by on a Saturday night at about 10. Probably 4-5 patrons in the place, and maybe the same number of dancers. Dancers ranged from early 20s to early 40s, and body shape, ethnicity, and…

This place is in a little strip mall on the outskirts of Poughkeepsie; one nice thing about that is that there's an Italian place a couple doors down with a bar (and it's a non-alcohol…

For a strip club in a strip mall next to a restaurant and a barber, the place is not bad. They had 2 girls, a slightly chunky brunette with weird tattoos, and a thin but pretty…

I went on a Thursday evening, got there a little early (8:30ish) and not many girls (by the time I left, around 9:30< there were around 5 girls). The girls were varied in looks but would…

Seriously looks like someone put a pole in someone's basement. Interior is all wooden and doesn't really feel like the typical strip club atmosphere (maybe what you want, but me personally not really.) Girls…

This place around for a long time. And new managers try hard to make improvements. But it's like a rec room. An open room with misbegotten furniture…

The club really needs a fresh cleaning, paint, chairs.... everything. The girls attitude sucks, the older Italian one is the worst of them all. Yes it is cheap yes you get to see naked…

I stopped by on a Friday evening right after the opening hour, which was 8 PM. I was their first customer. The space has a simple layout with a pole dance area at the center,…

I have been to this club once, and it is different. The dancers will give you a $1 teaser dance, and convince you to get a more private VIP dance, in an open area. The…