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review
14 years ago
Decent place. Random weekday night,...
Decent place. Random weekday night, $5 cover was surprisingly low. Drinks (full bar) were a little pricey, but not out of this world. Girls on stage were uninspired less one absolutely...
ben12345
review
15 years ago
Had to run an errand in...
Had to run an errand in Kansas City so I decided I would visit a club and, since I had never been to Diamond Joe's, I decided it was as good a place as...
luckyone
Florida
review
15 years ago
I went there round 11 pm...
I went there round 11 pm and there were around 7 girls there. The club was very dark, but there was only a five dollar cover. The waitress was very nice and...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
Frequent dayshift visitor. No cover until...
Frequent dayshift visitor. No cover until 7. Day gals seem friendlier, waitress knows my drink. Dances $20 and the touching is very much YMMV. No extras inside; extras outside hinted but nothing yet....
Redddd
review
15 years ago
I have been to Joes several...
I have been to Joes several times. Although it is Missouri, has a full bar and is supposed to be limited contact, ymmv on the amount of contact the dancer allows. I've had dancers...
tarrant587
review
15 years ago
I had never been here before,...
I had never been here before, but because it is Missouri and they have a full bar, I knew what to expect: bikini bottoms, pasties and no two-way contact. I got what...
BaddJack
review
15 years ago
Pretty awesome time, some nasty women,...
Pretty awesome time, some nasty women, but there are some really hot ladies with bangin' bodies. no VIP or Champagne rooms though. All dances are given along the back wall, some of the hotter...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
Joes was my first stop of...
Joes was my first stop of the night, since it was so close to the hotel. $5 cover wasn't bad at all, and drink prices were pretty reasonable too. I didn't get any VIP's...
hardwareman
review
16 years ago
Stopped by on Wednesday, Nov 26th...
Stopped by on Wednesday, Nov 26th in the late afternoon. No cover. Bottle beer was $3.75. Topless stage dances. Each girl does two songs. During the first she removes her top, usually early in...
joker44
In the wind
review
16 years ago
Visited evening of the 4th of...
Visited evening of the 4th of July. Half dozen dancers, sometimes working. Dancers respond to tips by giving boobie bashing or mini-grind on customer. Some just give an up close and personal show. By...
joker44
In the wind
review
16 years ago
Went here on Fri around 4pm...
Went here on Fri around 4pm and stayed until after 1am. Got to see both the day and night shifts. Beautiful ladies on both shifts...maybe a few more stretch marks during the day though....
Mick77
Just here for the mileage
review
17 years ago
I went to this place yesterday...
I went to this place yesterday afternoon and it was too crowded. The entry fee is affordable just 5 bucks. Inside, it's quite packed, less room to roam around and very suffocating. Music...
cupid
review
17 years ago
Stopped in here in the afternoon....
Stopped in here in the afternoon. This has to be one of the darkest clubs ever. Besides being dark, there were very narrow areas to walk between seats, tables and stages, so...
guitarman
review
18 years ago
The waitress informed that they have...
The waitress informed that they have a rule that the customer should have a drink in front of them at all times. Clubs that have 1-2 drink minimum are reasonable, but to ask someone...
toncho
review
19 years ago
The girls at DJs are hot,...
The girls at DJs are hot, plenty of 8s and 9s in the crowd, and they are friendly. The rules of the club make it an expensive tease. I sat down...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
19 years ago
I was not a big fan...
I was not a big fan of Diamond Joes. It has very strict rules which takes the fun out of the place. The girls are hot, but there is no touching and...
bigryan
review
19 years ago
Had not been here in a...
Had not been here in a while and was pleasantly suprised by the quality and quantity of girls. Freindly and not too pushy. Drink prices are not bad and they have a wide selection...
goob
review
19 years ago
I'm still a dedicated Bazooka's fan,...
I'm still a dedicated Bazooka's fan, but on a recent trip to KC, I thought I'd hit here for a change of pace. I hit on a Monday night when it wasn't terribly...
doctorcatfish
review
20 years ago
i give this club a ten....
i give this club a ten. the girls are all gorgeous, and i would like to say that i am actually in love with one of the girls. i know that they...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
20 years ago
Went here for lunch the other...
Went here for lunch the other day on a "non-steak" day. The steak lunch days are fairly popular, but on this day, a few buddies and I almost had the place to ourselves...
kcmayhem03
review
20 years ago
Great food, but the hands off...
Great food, but the hands off policy is pretty prohibitive. I got some great mileage mid-afternoon by a young lady (she shall remain nameless to prevent her from getting fired...) who was pissed at...
KansasCity
review
20 years ago
Went here recently on a business...
Went here recently on a business lunch. For $5.99, you can't be the T-Bone specials on Tuesdays. There was no cover to get in and it was a very comfortable lunch. ...
kcmayhem03
review
21 years ago
This club has everything a guy...
This club has everything a guy could ask for. We went on a Tuesday night and they had a 16 oz T-bone steak special for 4.95 which turned out to be very good....
ShowMeSteve
review
21 years ago
went by last thursday eve and...
went by last thursday eve and planned to have a couple of drinks and then go home. ended up staying for 4 hrs and had a great time. very little pressure from dancers, except...
soad
review
21 years ago
I went there on a Friday...
I went there on a Friday night. Mostly 4-6 in the place. About 15 dancers that I saw. Very little lap dancing going on. During the hour that I was...
sportsterkc