Diamond Joe's Reviews

Decent place. Random weekday night, $5 cover was surprisingly low. Drinks (full bar) were a little pricey, but not out of this world.

Girls on stage were uninspired less one absolutely amazing blonde. She was pulling out all the tricks. Get here quick to see...

Had to run an errand in Kansas City so I decided I would visit a club and, since I had never been to Diamond Joe's, I decided it was as good a place as any. Had heard that the girls were really hot here and was in the mood...

I went there round 11 pm and there were around 7 girls there. The club was very dark, but there was only a five dollar cover. The waitress was very nice and did not pressure at all. There were at least five very hot girls working and...

Frequent dayshift visitor. No cover until 7. Day gals seem friendlier, waitress knows my drink. Dances $20 and the touching is very much YMMV. No extras inside; extras outside hinted but nothing yet. Roxy (tall athletic blond) is very good, Sunny I a bit chunky but very very...

I have been to Joes several times. Although it is Missouri, has a full bar and is supposed to be limited contact, ymmv on the amount of contact the dancer allows. I've had dancers that allowed no touching, and others that didn't mind as long as you couldn't be easeily...

I had never been here before, but because it is Missouri and they have a full bar, I knew what to expect: bikini bottoms, pasties and no two-way contact. I got what I expected. However, I also got things I did not expect, and had a very...

Pretty awesome time, some nasty women, but there are some really hot ladies with bangin' bodies. no VIP or Champagne rooms though. All dances are given along the back wall, some of the hotter women are older too, like 35+. Drinks are over priced too, but service is quick, which...

Joes was my first stop of the night, since it was so close to the hotel. $5 cover wasn't bad at all, and drink prices were pretty reasonable too.

I didn't get any VIP's here myself, so I can't really vouch for them. The couple I saw while I...

Stopped by on Wednesday, Nov 26th in the late afternoon. No cover. Bottle beer was $3.75. Topless stage dances. Each girl does two songs. During the first she removes her top, usually early in the song, because most tippers go for a facial booby rub, though you can ask for...

Visited evening of the 4th of July. Half dozen dancers, sometimes working. Dancers respond to tips by giving boobie bashing or mini-grind on customer. Some just give an up close and personal show.

By an hour after opening at 7PM most dancers had settled in with regulars or BFs (one...

Went here on Fri around 4pm and stayed until after 1am. Got to see both the day and night shifts. Beautiful ladies on both shifts...maybe a few more stretch marks during the day though. On the other hand, during the day, I could go up to the stage with a...

I went to this place yesterday afternoon and it was too crowded. The entry fee is affordable just 5 bucks. Inside, it's quite packed, less room to roam around and very suffocating. Music is good and songs last for three to four minutes. Drinks are affordable and sometimes waitress...

Stopped in here in the afternoon. This has to be one of the darkest clubs ever. Besides being dark, there were very narrow areas to walk between seats, tables and stages, so it would be easy to trip and fall. Since it was so dark, it was...

The waitress informed that they have a rule that the customer should have a drink in front of them at all times. Clubs that have 1-2 drink minimum are reasonable, but to ask someone to buy drinks every hour is a it too much. That is coupled with the absolutely...

The girls at DJs are hot, plenty of 8s and 9s in the crowd, and they are friendly. The rules of the club make it an expensive tease. I sat down with a girl for about a half hour before she brought up the table dance. ...

I was not a big fan of Diamond Joes. It has very strict rules which takes the fun out of the place. The girls are hot, but there is no touching and no grinding. I would recommend going someplace else....

Had not been here in a while and was pleasantly suprised by the quality and quantity of girls. Freindly and not too pushy. Drink prices are not bad and they have a wide selection of food (I have never had, but here that it is good). Most girls are in...

I'm still a dedicated Bazooka's fan, but on a recent trip to KC, I thought I'd hit here for a change of pace. I hit on a Monday night when it wasn't terribly busy, but needless to say this club wasn't too bad, yet it could have been better....

i give this club a ten. the girls are all gorgeous, and i would like to say that i am actually in love with one of the girls. i know that they get that a lot, but this girl is just dynamite. diamond joe, thank you, your...

Went here for lunch the other day on a "non-steak" day. The steak lunch days are fairly popular, but on this day, a few buddies and I almost had the place to ourselves with about 8 girls there.

Can't say much for the food, but the attention you get from...

Great food, but the hands off policy is pretty prohibitive. I got some great mileage mid-afternoon by a young lady (she shall remain nameless to prevent her from getting fired...) who was pissed at the club management, and was evidently trying to get in trouble-- she broke damn near every...

Went here recently on a business lunch. For $5.99, you can't be the T-Bone specials on Tuesdays. There was no cover to get in and it was a very comfortable lunch. It was not too crowded. You could tell the regular lunch crowd was there. ...

This club has everything a guy could ask for. We went on a Tuesday night and they had a 16 oz T-bone steak special for 4.95 which turned out to be very good. They had a wall size TV to catch the game with. Some of the...

went by last thursday eve and planned to have a couple of drinks and then go home. ended up staying for 4 hrs and had a great time. very little pressure from dancers, except during TDO's.
drink prices were reasonable and there wasn't any pressure to buy the dancers drinks. i'll...

I went there on a Friday night. Mostly 4-6 in the place. About 15 dancers that I saw. Very little lap dancing going on. During the hour that I was there, I saw one dance. Pretty much the routine was for the girl to do...