I had never been here before,...

I had never been here before, but because it is Missouri and they have a full bar, I knew what to expect: bikini bottoms, pasties and no two-way contact. I got what I expected. However, I also got things I did not expect, and had a very good time. The lot is paved and well-lit, but not patrolled. The interior was VERY clean and smoke-free. The Men's room was spacious and very clean and had no attendant. The bar is very large and has a large stage in the middle of the room with three poles. It could accommodate three girls, but on a Thursday, there were two girls, doing two dance sets, on stage at one time. The cover was $5 and alcohol-free beer was $4.75. The DJ played a god mix of music at a sane volume level and did make himself part of the show. Bravo, for him. The bartenderess was smokin' hot and very efficient. She had the look of a former dancer, but she sure knew her way around a bar. There were four waitresses floating around the bar, two were very pretty and two were not so much. There is also what appears to be a full-service kitchen, as I saw food go past me to other patrons, and it looked good enough, though nothing special. The shot girl was amazing. She was by far and away the prettiest and best-built girl in the joint. She is probably six feet tall barefoot, and add to that her improbably high heels and her thin, yet shapely frame, and the word statuesque is wholly inadequate. She has long dark hair and very dark brown eyes and has the look of a second- or third-generation Italian-American which fits in with the heavily-Italian neighborhood of North Kansas City. She had grace and charisma and I bought a shot from her for the exceedingly drunk new friend sitting next to me at the bar. Now that you are sober: you are welcome, Travis, I hope you made it home safely, you drunken Jackass. The dancers were attractive, with a couple of them pushing 8s and perhaps one 9. She was another Italian girl with wild curves. Ten years from now, after a couple of bambinos she will be spherical. However, right now, she had Sophia Loren-like curves and a very sensuous dancing style. The girls were pretty and efficient and very careful at the tip rail, as the STRICTLY NO TOUCHING rule is strictly enforced. The door man was unobtrusive, but persistent, in keeping the hands off of the girls at the tip rail. There are one-way contact lap dances available in a VIP area that is pretty well-lit and not terribly private. I sat at the bar and was able to review the dances without buying one for myself. The girls appear to give very good grind and lots of contact, but there is NO funny business and NO extras. Guys kept their hands to themselves, and I do not know the repercussions for groping during a dance. The dances cost $20 and on two occasions while I was there the DJ called for "Lap Dance Only" and there were no dancers on stage. The dances still cost the same, but the songs were slow and LONG. If you get a hankering to do a lappie, wait until the Lap Only, and you will get more time for your twenty. I got the low-down on cost from a cute Asian with large and well-constructed fake tits. Her name was Tai, and she appeared to be the only one with upstairs remodeling. The girls were, by and large, young, natural, curvy and Italian. There were a couple that may have been Latina, two redheads, two skinny blonds, and two black girls, one that was a petite little spinner with a great attitude and the smallest ass I have ever seen, and the other was tall with lavish curves. It was a laid-back, no-contact experience, and I had a good time.

Unless you are looking for a jack joint, I would recommend this club. Enjoy.