Reviews

Yike! Is this expensive!!!! If money is no object then this is the place to be. But I mean really expensive. Went by last night at 9PM and by 10:30 I was out nearly $700,…

Instead of a specific review, this is an appraisal of a quarter-century's worth of visits to MBOT on trips from Europe. Read about the UltraRoom in Playboy when it opened and just had to visit…

Went to MBOT with the idea of testing the recent crop of beautuful woeman on the couch. I had excellent CD with Karina Stewart. She provided lots of in your face action and did try…

OK, here's the scoop and the menu. The girls here are unquestionably gorgeous. I don't know where they get girls this pretty and yet this raunchy. Life is good... If you just want to go…

Located in dicey area - take a cab, or if parking, make sure your are with 2 or 3 friends. Theater type setting with stage and 5 or six rows of chairs in "u"…

Went there recently for my 4th or 5th time. As usual compared to strip clubs in other areas that I've been to like Seattle or New york, this one is so much more rauncier…

As always, this place never disappoints. It really is an icon. Cover - $40 (A bit steep, but aren't all amusement parks :-) Lots of general hassle by some ROB, but you can learn to…

Huge club with lotsa ladies. Many different rooms. Quality varies from quite attractive to downright scary. Lot of contact depending on the girl, but it can cost you serious $$$. Took…

I used to live in SF and since I don't usually visit places where I live, boy was I a knucklehead on this one! This place was by far the most interesting (and expensive) places…

Was here on a weekday. Kind of quiet and the girls were pretty pushy. Tried a lap dance without much mileage from a girl named Sky. Not the kind of club to…

This club is really the disney land for adult. admission is $15 before 7 PM and and $40 dollars after. It sounds expensive but it is woth every penny and if you are a local…

The never ending parade of chicks asking for dances is annoying, although at least they feel you up while they ask. The place was a little smaller than I had expected, but it seems that…

This is the place! There is some hustling, but what hot chicks. Everything is on the menu in the private booths. Girls are hot, and willing, and you end up dropping dollars.…

Once again MBOF did not dissapoint! I prefer to go in the daytime...much more relaxing w/o much hustle. After a few laps I hooked up with my fav Jasmine. Always a terrific ps with a…

Okay.. I'm telling you about a visit 6 months ago. Visited when I was in town.. My conclusion after having experienced other clubs.. is this doesn't stack up. You pay 40 bucks to get in..…

Quite honestly, what can be said about this place that hasn't already been mentioned in any strip guide or men's room in the city? "Adult Disneyland", "Erotic Heaven", & "Your basic Roman Orgy" are just…

The caziest thing happened i went to mitchell brothers on a wednesday night, and met trina banks 10 minutes into my visit. Wow, what a babe i was hipnotized by her beautiful blue eyes. We…

Had a great private VIP dance with Karina Stewart. She is blonde, 5'9", 32A-24-35. Great ass. $350 for a nude dance and a BJ. She has…

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs. It was about 9:00 on a Wednesday night when I arrived at the O’Farrell. I’d heard this place was…

This strip club has the hottest strippers in San Francisco by far. I don't think i saw one ugly one. All the strippers were 8s, 9s, or 10s, im serious. They were all nice and…

After reading recent reviews all over the board regarding quality, and not having been here for nine years, I had to go see what's changed for better/worse. After a few hours there begining arround 7pm on…

I give MBOT a 10 for San Francisco. Nationwide I'd give it an 8 mainly because they don't serve alcohol and the evening cover is way too steep at $40. If you've never…

Does anyone know if that old man at the front is one of the Mitchell Brothers, himself? Artie is his name? He was awlfully freindly and knowledgable, i would assume its him. If so, i…

Visited on a weekday recently, and while the mid day discount cant be beat, the club seems to be getting milder and milder. The 2 girl shows are like the mild HBO stuff..fake, no contact.…

The pressures of work started to get to me. I decided to go on a destress tour. First stop, MBOT. I arrived shortly after 12pm, just in time for the $15 special. I hung…