Yike! Is this expensive!!!! If money...

Yike! Is this expensive!!!! If money is no object then this is the place to be. But I mean really expensive. Went by last night at 9PM and by 10:30 I was out nearly $700, and I think I got off cheap. There is no question that all that everyone has written about this place is true. Whatever you want, and some very very attractive girls. All very friendly and willing, but also worthy of MBAs. This is all business,and it is not cheap. As in any club, an attractive girl wil come up to you and ask 'if you want a dance', except here the 'dances' start at around $100 and that is just for openers. Almost as soon as I came in, I was approached by a beautiful blonde. I cant remember names, but whats the difference as they make them all up anyway. She asked if I wanted a dance, and I asked what it cost. Taking me by the hand, we retreated to a private cabana where she inserted my $20 into a machinein teh wall that paid for the rental of the room for 20 minutes. All very automated. Then she asked for $100 to get started. We sat on the couch, but most of our time was spent negotiating future investments, so to speak. It was like meeting with my lawyer. A hand job for 200, a blow job for 300, fuck for 400, anal for 500, and so on. SOmwhere between my lawyer and chinese restaurant, I guess. I passed, and returned to the floor, where I was soon set upon by a pair - blonde and blonde...who remembers names? They took me into the $20 office and after the requisite $100 up front they laid out the options. Two on one is amusing, but their prices grazed $1000 for full service. For that, I can get the best hooker in San Fran up to my hotel for the night! I passed, but not before they removed my belt, tied my hands together and emptied my pockets of another $100. I was about to call it a night when I was approached by a stunning Siberian 19 year old. Beautiful, demure, young, charming, we moved into one of the more sophisticated rooms - bed, sheets, etc...and proceeded for the $220 half hour nude dance - plus $40 for the room. About half way through, we returned to the inevitable negotiations for the upsale. Enough is enough. I went home having had an amusing albeint expensive experience. San Francisco is one expensive town. Gimme Tampa any day!