This strip club has the hottest...
This strip club has the hottest strippers in San Francisco by far. I don't think i saw one ugly one. All the strippers were 8s, 9s, or 10s, im serious. They were all nice and gave no pressure to get a dance. But beware: You want to come here, you gotta bring some money. Some might rip you off if your not careful (the strippers who can rip you off are easy to spot, trust me, you can tell by their attitudes.) My advice to have the best time at Michell Brother's: Bring $200 dollars (probably more), and get 4 or 5 lap dances from different girls (take it slow and be picky, you don't want to waste 40$ on a girl when she isn't one of the hottest ones) , and if you really really like one of them, get one private dance for 100$. This will make sure you won't get ripped off because you will know which girl will give you your money's worth. If your cheap, this isn't the best strip club for you. If you don't mind dropping some dough on unbelievably beautiful women, this is the place to be. I watched one girl on a stage and when she was done dancing, she asked me if I wanted ''to play.'' This should have been a tipoff but i went along with it. She took me to a private room that was $120. I sat down and she sat on top of me. She then said it was $100 if I wanted to entertain myself and $200 if I wanted her to do it for me. I didn't really want to do either but having never been to the club, I didn't know whether it was acceptable to just ask for a dance, which is what I wanted. She put her hand to good use but didn't really want to be touched that much. Overall, I wound up spending about $350 for about five minutes of action. Very pretty girl, but it was a disappointing exprience, a bit of a hustle. I would strongly suggest getting a dance first before trying a private room. Also, go between 5 and 6 when the cover is only $15. You can go in and out all night.
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