Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre Reviews

I’ll start with the positive, you walk in mid day and it’s $15 at the door. The style is like a damn movie theater. However, on a Friday I was the only guy in there! No girls on stage and no music. Wtf.

I walk back to the...

It’s been a while since I visited the O. To be exact last time I paid this place a visit was almost 5 years ago. Noticed Tara Knight was back on the online schedule and since I was always very fond of her I decided to check her out. ...

After a night of drinking and getting annoyed that everyone wanted to go home already, I decided to swing by the legendary MBOT for a visit around 11pm on a Saturday.

Now compared to the last few times, the club was fairly busy (fairly busy meaning there was maybe 15 guys...

My review goes back to my SF visit in June. I visited this club back in 2006 and wanted to check out if it's still decent.
I went in around 8pm on a Saturday. Paid $20 at the entrance and went in. It was very dark and quiet. One girl was...

So I am wondering all these glorious reviews of this place whether those are fake. This is based on a recent experience in a weekday evening to this place... Me and my buddy showed up around 10 pm to this place after reading all the good things about it, especially...

I hadn't been back to MBOT in maybe a year, and I was curious how the new ownership (which I guess is not so new anymore) had impacted the place. My sense is, not much. When I entered at around 2:45 in the afternoon, I was charged a $15 cover....

Took another trip to the adult Disneyland of a gentleman's club in SF. Had a few punches left on my old 7-admission card so thought I'd partake and head in to chat with a few old-time favorites.

Actually first came here to the O 30 or so years ago. Remember getting...

I go to SF every year (and I have been doing so for more than 30 years). Part of this visit is my annual visit to MBOT. It used to be so wild and insane, now it is different -- still fun, just different.

To begin with, the special...

Soooooo it’s friday night and my dumb ass ends back up in the strip club ever though i done retired 457 times! I was hoping to find the new Latina chick but oh was I in for a surprise.

I pull up and the usually 2 bouncers outside talking shit...

No wait I take that back. That mammoth skeleton was sexy. Never mind. Saturday night after 12. Club is downtown. I just wanted to check it out for the history to be honest. I was tracking that it’s not the best option in town anymore. Cover is $40. I was...

Like a number of the other recent reviewers I used to be a regular at the club but have been going less and less the last few years. Used to go once or twice a week and now it's three or four times a year. It is not what it...

I have visited MBO a couple of times per year over the past 10 years during business trips in San Francisco. Nothing with the layout has changed in those ten years. I bet Papi_Chulo's jizz stains from 10 years ago are still on the carpet in the VIP!

The club is...

Had not been to the MBOT for a long time so decided it was time for a reunion stop. I remember going there for my first time years ago.

The place hasn't changed much. You walk in and to your right will be a long front desk where you pay...

I went back to MBOT after a long break. In the past I would come in on Friday or Saturday evening when there would be a decent turnout in terms of girls and customers. This time I dropped by for a day shift and things were really slow. There were...

Literally, nothing to write home about. I came in at 8pm on Wednesday with low expectations and even those weren’t met.

This is my first time back after a three year hiatus. A few years ago there would be one or two really attractive girls and plenty of average ones. Today...

Visited MBOT yesterday evening. Paid the $15 happy hour fee. I was sorely disappointed. When I arrived at 8:30, 5-6 dudes were walking around for the entertainment to start. Some girls were waiting for clients and approaching aggressively proposing to "have fun". Most were old and/or not very pretty.

Sat down...

This was my first visit to Mitchell Bros and I hope this review helps future patrons.

First, the design of the SC is unique. The entryway looks like a theater and the cover charge is $40. When you walk in there’s a theater on the left where porn movies are played....

Walked in ~6 and told that there were only two girls (Jessie Sparks and Nikki Chase) working, but a deluge would be coming in for the night shift at 7:30. I paid $15 for cover and got a hand stamp for re-entry. I also was told I needed to check...

I went on a Monday evening around 9:00. Cover was $20. There were 6 girls and maybe 4 other customers. The stage show was decent, but there were long periods between dancers. Lapdances were topless for $60 for a single song. Private rooms had a...

Pretty empty on a weekend night. There's a theater playing old porn movies, completely empty. Cover was $15 for happy hour and seemed to vary greatly.

Dance area is 1 main stage, ~5 customers. The dancer that comes off stage might ask for dances but no other girls...

Been here a few times, but I came here earlier in the afternoon since I heard about the new hours. I'd figured longer hours meant more girls during the day, and since I had a few hours to kill, why not check it out?

Wrong. Super dead. The...

On 3/31/19 the MBOT twitter account posted that they were changing their hours to open at 11:30am. I was interested as it opens up another lunchtime lapdance option in SF. As far as I know your lunchtime choices are Gold Club, Crazy Horse, Hustler, and now the Mitchell...

I arrived at the O’Farrell Theater on a Friday evening around 11pm and it was pretty dead. I was expecting a good weekend crowd, but there were only 8-10 people in the crowd. The club was pretty low energy which I think is something the club needs to fix to...

I recently went here on a weekday afternoon and it's a very unique place. There are a bunch of rooms (some have porn playing on movie screens others are the typical pole dance rooms.) It is a non alcoholic club.

There were around 5 dancers when I went, but I...

Went on a Saturday evening, paid my $40, had a seat in NY Live. Only saw about 15 clients all night so lots of empty seats. The showroom is pretty small, about 80 theater seats around a square raised stage. Three poles are on stage, but they're mostly for leaning...