Nikki Chase the legend! No lie! No hype!

Soooooo it’s friday night and my dumb ass ends back up in the strip club ever though i done retired 457 times! I was hoping to find the new Latina chick but oh was I in for a surprise.

I pull up and the usually 2 bouncers outside talking shit and not even checking IDs. Okay, I go in and the long hair dude who always looks high says that’ll be $20 boss. Pay him and get the big ass stamp on my hand. I make my way down the hallway and pit stop in the bathroom on the right. Come out and girls are just standing around looking for fresh meat. I learned my lesson that good things come to those who wait, I pass them all, get some singles and a water and get a seat at the front of the stage.

First dancer up is the old aggressive Russian chick that I can’t stand. In my mind, I’m like ah damn here we go again! She comes off stage and literally tried to get me to do a private dance. No thanks!