Henry the VIII Lounge

Stopped in on $10 Monday afternoon. The busiest I've ever seen this place. Pleanty of girls working, but every one was old, fat or ugly. I saw one gilr…

Say what you want about this place... it's got a funky layout, it's dingy, it's smokey, it's run down, the VIP is small and not private, the drinks are over priced, etc.,…

I wonder what the club is like now that it is no longer a nude bar. When I went there it was the last days of being nude. The dancers…

Great club ---- it seems like all of the Hamilton clubs are still going strong. Have had some great full service action in the past from many of the beauties that…

Okay, this club is so small. The smoke clouds the entire club which creates a stale smell. The girls were mediocre. The drinks were priced fairly. I guess there's 10 dollar dance…

Kind of a dumpy club around the corner from its sister club Bogarts and the Flight CLub. A pass from Bogarts will let you in and vice versa. Dingy and small inside…

DEAR LORD. If you want a negative side to this club, I saw it at closing. There were maybe 15 guys waiting around for maybe 10 dancers with several talking of…

stopped by on a monday, lots of girls in on the 10$ dance day. waited around a while for a rather buxom blonde forgot her name but shapely with nice tits.…

After a couple hours at Bogart's I headed down the street to Henry's with the free pass that the door guy gave me. I always feel a little claustrophic in Henry's…

I'm wondering why so many people feel the need to review this club... after all, there are something like 120 reviews listed. You might be wondering, then, if I'm wondering that,…

Wow ----- what was going on here today at 6:30 PM --- as I pulled into the lot all of a sudden there were about four unmarked police cars ------ did a…

This was my first visit to a club in Detroit. Heard good things about it so checked it out. The minute I walked in a chuuby dancer attached herself to me, sat…

I've been twice this year, the last time was a month ago and I really enjoyed it. you can read about the club setup in plenty of other posts, the dancers…

I had not been in this club in years and little has changed, except the mileage which was much higher than in the past. This is not the place for hotties…

I arrived shortly after opening. The place is still kind of dirty, not much atmosphere. Bar tender on this day was a grouchy. Stayed about and hour. Two girls…

This club reminds you oof a hole in the wall. The dancers arent sociable, the atmosphere is very slow. I used to work at this club and I hated every second, plus…

Thought I would try a couple of clubs in Inkster as it is close to the airport and I had just spent three days in Grand Rapids which was very dried up…

Decided to try $10 Monday. Place was pretty busy but it is not hard to get some attention if you look decent (meaning able to spend $$$). Dancer looks quality…

Extremely high mileage dances, but it appears the quality of dancers has gone down hill. The last 3 times I have been there I have left twice without getting a dance.…

I have left my Baltimore/Block home base and visited Detriot about once a year for the last 5 years and have visited a couple of the clubs in the 8-mile area. My…

Although Bogart's is still my favorite club, this partner of Bogart's lets you in free with a pass from their sister club so I thought I would check it out. This…

Decided to try something different for a change so I stopped by here. As soon as entered, I was approached by a heavy set brunette with large bumpers. She immediately…

Stopped in on Tuesday. It was empty. Drinks still 6.75 for beer. too expensive for this place. $5 cover as well. Every girl at least 50 pounds…

This place is a totally dive. Most of the dancers weren't attractive and one was named scarlet was a bitch and just wasn't happy perhaps she should get out of the business.…

We stopped in after watching a UFC PPV only to find that they were airing the re-run of that same PPV at Henry's! Cover was $5 and the selection was pathetic. I…

Stopped by just to see what it was like on a Sunday afternoon. Very quiet and interesting. Only saw a few girls there to dance. Had one girl sit and visit…

Haven't been here in over ten year's. I picked a slow snowy night on purpose to find out if what they say about this club is true. Dancer's are just average. The…

Stopped by on a monday, not realizing it was $10 dance day. Skankapalooza. Ok, I suppose someone might enjoy aging biker chicks and tattooed crack whores, but it just wasn't…

Had heard a lot about this club so I decided to check it out first hand while coming from airport a few weeks back. This place is more of a dive…

I stopped here after I found a disappointing selection of girls at another club. Overall, I had a good time. Although the girls were so-so in the looks department, they…

I don't know why I try this place at least once a year. I never seem to have too much luck here. place is a dive which I actually don't mind…

I used to like this place a lot, and had heard it had taken a turn for the trailer park, which sounded interesting, but even I wasn't happy with what I saw.…

I was here on a Sunday night after the 4th of July holiday, and there was nothing happening. The music was ok and the waitresses were friendly, but there were hardly…

This place is a shack, inside and outside. That day there were more girls than guys there, but the girls ranged from 4-7, not that great. There was one 8, and I…

I has been a while since I last visited this place. I must say it has not changed in years. The dancers are usually pretty nice and friendly and a…

After going to Bogart’s I had a pass to any of the other clubs owned by the same person so I stopped in here. I should have stayed at Bogart’s. This place…

A nice club here. I went there on Sunday night, and there were around 7-8 girls, one of them was 4. Some were 7s and there was a 9 in my opinion.…

I went to Henrys last friday, the first time in half a year, and I was pleasantly surprised. The place has definately improved in the past year. Waitstaff is friendly, music is…

Stopped in on $10 Tuesday because I was on my way to Bogarts and knew the $5 cover would apply to both. Hadnt been here in a while and thought things…

Rather small neighborhood bar. I was there on Saturday afternoon. Pleasant and friendly bartenders and security staff. As one enters there are 2 dance stages directly ahead and to the…

Went here on a $10 monday evening at about 9pm. I suspect I had the same dancer that kernel_32 had, she matches his description perfectly and was a lot of fun in the…

The place itself is a dive but it is in a safe area and the girls can be surprisingly attractive. The girls range in looks from 4-8. There is a separate room…

This is where old strippers go to die. The club has 1 or 2 passable dancers and a whole bunch of 4's and 5's. It has a neighborhood cozy feel,…

I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to…

Dropped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. The place was fairly busy. Suprised with the cover charge in the afternoon! Sat down and got waited on immediately.…

Lost their liquor license for a month or so and the place is dead. Raised the cover to $10 and charging $5.25 for soft drinks and NA beer. Girls mostly sit around.…

I have been doing the $10 Tuesday thing for a while and have gotten a lot of mileage at low cost. I decided to try a Thursday day and nite ... I…

I visited Henry's after a couple of months. The scene has not changed with Mondays being the best in terms of mileage, price and the quality of dancers. $10 dance on Mondays…

This club is located about 10 minutes from the Detroit Metro Airport. The club is kind of a hole in the wall, run down and dark. There were some semi-attractive girls dancing when…

I can't see how anyone would want to hang here with the Flight Club just across the street. I had one beer and left. I guess for the budget concience. Not for me.…

I went in on Monday afternoon. The parking lot is un-attended and cover was $5. I sat at the corner of the bar, as the place was packed. The club used to…

Went here on a whim Monday night. In town for business and had no prior knowledge. Monday is 1/2 price dance night so $10 a song. I got dances…

Went back to see if there had been any improvement since my last disappointing visit. Much better experience this time around. The prices are the same and for what the place looks…

Really gone downhill since I was last there: althought I was there on a Tuesday this time; no girls over 4. expensive dances and the place smells. dances were…

I think the only reason this bar stays in business for so long because there are some customers feel more comfortable in this dive than in other more upscale ones. Compared to…

Visited Henry's after a long time. Still runs the $10 specials on Mondays. Some old faces and some new ones. Mileage is still great here like always. The club has'nt changed much,…

Still the same dive it always was. Old furnitue, crummy chairs in the private dance area, dirty bathroom, and pretty expensive compared to similar places . $5 cover, $7.25 for a beer,…

The atmosphere at Henry the VIII is on the plain side. During the day there might only be 4 or 5 dancers there one day and 12 or…

I visited this club during the day for the first time in quite a while. There were few customers so I was very popular. One of the waitresses was very…

Went in here recently and was very impressed with the dancers and the wait staff. Everyone seemed very friendly and happy. No drama like at some of the other clubs. Most of…

Well continuing with our titty bar tour of Michigan, it was an obvious choice to hit Henry VII. We went on a Friday night and the place was pretty crowded. There was…

I went last Monday. The bar had a full house at even at 5 pm. The dancers were a mixture. I had couple of dances with an attractive 18 Year old Christina…

Stopped by on my way home from Bogart's, since this place is just around the corner. What a mistake. Club is very small and incredibly smoky. The club only…

Went back to H's on a Friday afternoon. The place was packed and they had some very fine talent on the floor. The mileage is very, very good but dancers will likely…

Stopped in for old time sake a little while ago. Most of the girls on dayshift that day were familiar, been there for years, and none of them were my favorites.…

$10 price for dances is intriguing, but the dances fail to live up to their promise. $10 for the wristband. Bouncer keeps an eye on the activities in the private…

Went to Henry's on Tuesday night Nov.22. This place has always been a dingy blue collar place but it used to have at least 3to 5 hot dancers on hand. The VIP…

Stopped by on a Monday evening. Dancers were so so - some lookers - mostly average looking. Yes, the dances are $10. No, the mileage, at least in the…

After a long time I visited this club once again. I had heard about the ten bucks dances and thought you can't go wrong. The talent is a bit lower than let's…

This place has always been about good dances in the back room. Now it seems that they have gone to $10 dances all the time (used to be Monday's only) and if…

Had not been here in a while, but the $10 every day all the time dances made it worth a try. I was disappointed. I went on a Tuesday, same day as…

Visited HenryVIII's on Thrusday 10/20. It was a slow afternoon with about 9 dancers. I found out the club has a new policy on lap dance prices: $10 all…

Was here again for the annual football draft kick-off visit. As is notmally the case, the club is pretty dingy, the VIP room is some hard chairs, but the girls are…

went on a thursday night, $5 cover and beers $7.50. Not much atmoshphere, girls range from 3-7. Lap dance area costs $10 for teh night, dances $20 after that.…

I could not agree more with the last review. The place is a dive, but who cares! There is always bound to be a couple-three girls that are dance-worthy. Was there on…

To me it's all about the dances. How good they are and what is allowed. Second is the girls looks. I will get dances with a girl that is not…

Henry's has become the most consistant place in this area. The place is somewhat of a dive but there's usually a girl for every taste on any given night. The VIP area…

Had a free pass so I decided to stop in at Henry's. No specials this night, but the girls were getter better looking. Still a very sleazy place, but things…

I go to Henry's quite often. They usually have 12 or more girls dancing except for the dayshift on Sat and Sun. I went once on Sunday and there were…

Went yesterday for the first time in quite a while. It looks like they've got the $10 day dances all the way till 7. But I was there in the…

Henrys?! is this serious. Ive been in shit holes, yes many times. But this one takes the cake. And when I say dirty shit hole I mean it literaly. I would rather…

Spectacular. Visited this place a few weeks back while in town on a business trip -- won't miss it again. Right up my alley. Couple things you need to understand: First of…

Good blue collor bar. Girls will range from 6 to 8 with a 9 or 10 every once in a while. IMHO, the best hands on club in Metro Detroit.…

It's a rundown place that keeps the lights low for a reason. You wouldn't want a good look around the place. The stages are oddly situated, but the reason you come here…

This is a club that I visit rather frequently. While it's nothing special to look at, the dancers are all pertty friendly, looks range from 4-8, and the ratio of girls…

I visited Henery's on 3/4/05, more girls than guys. A few hoties, but most were from 4-6. A lot of girls dancing in the lounge so not much personal contact. Overall a…

I happened to be in town on a Monday and saw that this place has half price dances on Monday. Being cheap, I decided to bypass the highly rated Landing Strip…

I had been to Henry The VIII last Monday. Monday being a $10 night was busy as usual. Of late they had a change of girls and some of the regulars like…

Stopped in on Sunday 3-06 around 5:30pm. Found out that Henry's is running a March Madness Special with $10 dances on day shift all through the month of march- which is…

Monday is $10 dance day and they are having a March Madness special of $10 dances EVERY day until 7 pm. I am hearing that some girls are protesting this March…

Henry's is a hit-or-miss proposition, and definitely a blue collar establishment. Some nights you wish you had a can of Lysol to clean the place up -- other nights, you think you…

Stopped by here a couple of weeks ago. The girls seem less enthusiastic here than at other clubs in the area. Day I was there, not any real lookers eithers.…

This place is always a good time. Both day and night shifts have a variety of girls, something for every taste. It's in pretty bad shape and the VIP chairs are plastic…

Some of the friendliest girls I have ever met in a club, thanks to Lisa, Sherry and Maria for a great evening form this Philly Guy, laps are great and very friendly.…

First time at H8 in about two years. Monday afternoon, $5 cover, $10 dances all day, $10 for VIP wristband, $6.75 for beer. Not too many customers, which is surprising, based on…

Came to see my ATF on nights this past monday and she was a no-show. Fortunately for me I was grabbed by a Tall Redhead with 36 D's and a bubble…

I would rate the girls froom 4 to about 8 but the lap dances are great. Nearly full contact lap dances are only $10 in the early afternoon.

I visited on Tues. Aug. 10th and as usual had a very good time. This place definitely has a tough aura to it but there are many attractive girls, good loud rock…

I stopped at Henry's today for $10 dances. It was not crowded at all and there were atleast 10 dancers during the day shift. got excellent dances from Jennifer and Amber. also…

Stopped by for $10 mondays during the day shift. I wasn't disappointed. Even with the bouncer hovering in the VIP every 5 mins I still got some very high milage dances. There…