My last trip was very disappointing....

My last trip was very disappointing. I had to wait a while for a dancer to be available. The first one was overweight but cute and attentive, but overall not worth getting a dance from. Honey, shed 30 lbs. and I'll give you another try.

The next 2 dancers were slim and fairly attractive, but made no eye contact with me at all. Obviously this was drudgery to them, which made it the same for me. They were worse than the heavy girl.

LADIES, if you CAN'T get into this work, there are other avenues to explore.