My last trip was very disappointing....

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I went to this dump for the last time in January. I was shocked that the price for a lap dance went up to $20! That is just too high considering the dances are…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Sadie deserves a 10. She is the reason I give the club a 10. Positives include reasonable music volume; music isn't mostly rap(I'd prefer none); low pressure for drinks and dances; regulars get a lot…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I don't see what is so great about this place. * You can't touch tits at all. * VERY expensive cover/membership. * Expensive laps($20 bikini/$30 topless) * Decor is mediocre * deafening distasteful rap The girls are good looking…

I've been here twice on a Wednesday recently, and I've been here about 20 other times in the past 4 months, usually during the week, but sometimes on a Friday or a Saturday. I…

We're in the midst of the COVID pandemic, and half the clubs are closed. This place had about 5 dancers on the night I went. It's an all-black club. Cover $10. A…

When I got there the first thing that happened was some A-Hole made a comment about my shirt not having a collar, but it was Ok, because it looked expensive and was a button up.…

I went to the same location of where Lappers used to be but things have definitely changed. The place is under new ownership. The name of club is now The Krystal Cabaret. I…